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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 10, 2011, 06:08:09 AM

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Dildo Argentino

#105
December 13, 2013, 04:40:57 PM
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Anna Mae Bollocks

#106
December 15, 2013, 03:15:14 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Reginald Ret

#107
December 16, 2013, 12:15:13 PM
The Abolition Of Work
This is as intellectually pretentious as armchair anarchism can get, but it has some good points.

QuoteBut modern work has worse implications. People don't just work, they have "jobs." One person does one productive task all the time on an or-else basis. Even if the task has a quantum of intrinsic interest (as increasingly many jobs don't) the monotony of its obligatory exclusivity drains its ludic potential.
Quotethe monotony of its obligatory exclusivity drains its ludic potential.
Quotethe monotony of its obligatory exclusivity drains its ludic potential.
:lol:
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Anna Mae Bollocks

#108
December 19, 2013, 02:52:35 AM
Writers have a chance to get a house rent free for a couple of years. The downside? Detroit.
http://brokelyn.com/writers-group-detroit-wants-give-house/
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#109
December 19, 2013, 04:31:00 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 19, 2013, 02:52:35 AM
Writers have a chance to get a house rent free for a couple of years. The downside? Detroit.
http://brokelyn.com/writers-group-detroit-wants-give-house/

That actually sounds awesome.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#110
December 19, 2013, 06:07:33 PM
It does.
A person doing mad writing would only have to take Detroit in manageable doses, anyway.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#111
December 20, 2013, 03:07:07 AM
I'm allowed to legally own four more dildos than DOUR can have.
Somehow, this doesn't make me feel better about Texas.

http://io9.com/a-map-of-the-weirdest-sex-laws-in-the-united-states-1485053434

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The Good Reverend Roger

#112
December 20, 2013, 03:08:09 AM
BASTARDS!

WE HAVE A DILDO GAP!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#113
December 20, 2013, 03:11:02 AM
For some reason "you can't get married if you have gonorhea" sounds like a really catchy musical theater number.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#114
December 20, 2013, 03:15:26 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 20, 2013, 03:11:02 AM
For some reason "you can't get married if you have gonorhea" sounds like a really catchy musical theater number.

That was a very common law before penicillin.

And since it's Nebraska, they still have some catching up to do.  Antibiotics, heliocentrism. etc.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#115
December 20, 2013, 03:33:06 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 20, 2013, 03:11:02 AM
For some reason "you can't get married if you have gonorhea" sounds like a really catchy musical theater number.

Now I have an image of Carol Channing singing it, with flapper garters and rolled stockings on her 157 year old legs.
I'm not sure whether this is horrifying, or whether it TOTALLY NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
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hooplala

#116
December 20, 2013, 03:25:30 PM
So, here's the real question... can Oklahoma bar owners allow genuine animal sex?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Junkenstein

#117
December 20, 2013, 06:32:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 03:08:09 AM
BASTARDS!

WE HAVE A DILDO GAP!

It's worse than you think. They have a 3:1 superiority in Dildos. It's only a matter of time until they invade or start supplying dildos to your neighbouring states.

Invasion becomes inevitable.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#118
December 20, 2013, 08:39:46 PM
Those Duck Dynasty yahoos are fake - I guess the network didn't want to deal with REAL yahoos.  :lulz:
http://likes.com/media/why-duck-dynasty-is-a-fraud

This is them pre-TV:

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hooplala

#119
December 21, 2013, 12:31:08 AM
Wow. Gotta say, I didn't see that coming.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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