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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 10, 2011, 06:08:09 AM

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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#255
Quote from: Bu☆ns on May 04, 2014, 07:18:42 AM
Infinite Jukebox this thing is simply wonderful...

Quote from: from the faqWhat is this? - For when your favorite song just isn't long enough. This web app lets you upload a favorite MP3 and will then generate a never-ending and ever changing version of the song. It does what Infinite Gangnam Style did but for any song.
It never stops? - That's right. It will play forever.
How does it work? - We use the Echo Nest analyzer to break the song into beats. We play the song beat by beat, but at every beat there's a chance that we will jump to a different part of song that happens to sound very similar to the current beat. For beat similarity we look at pitch, timbre, loudness, duration and the position of the beat within a bar. There's a nifty visualization that shows all the possible transitions that can occur at any beat.

That song doesn't have very many pathways through the song. Try this one

http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRJZVBV14AD699E5F0
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


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Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#257
Random Cyanide and Happiness comic generator:

http://explosm.net/rcg

Some funny results I've gotten:
http://explosm.net/rcg/UntidyTicketGirls
http://explosm.net/rcg/MammothPopcornFrame
http://explosm.net/rcg/SassyCentSecretary
(bear in mind that I'm posting at 3:30 in the morning and thus very sleep deprived, so they may seem less funny to you)


On a similar note, Infinite Garfield Minus Garfield
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/
(did I post this before?)
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Cain

DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVO3lrbyS9w

:eek:

Reginald Ret

Quote from: Trivial on February 06, 2015, 12:00:38 AM
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

Yay  I can feel my chakras vibrating.
Oh I'm bookmarking this one!

I know just where to spread this! Oh yes, this is going to be... interesting.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on February 11, 2015, 06:20:06 PM
DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVO3lrbyS9w

:eek:

:lol: WTF
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


axod

Break-Beat set by UNJUST at Bunker:
She hits the spot for me today, nothing particularly relevant, just random share (:
https://soundcloud.com/thebunkerny/20150204-thebunkepodcast89-unjust
just this

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

MMIX

Quote from: Trivial on February 06, 2015, 12:00:38 AM
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

Yay  I can feel my chakras vibrating.

QuoteConsciousness consists of supercharged waveforms of quantum energy. "Quantum" means a maturing of the divine.

Energy is the driver of joy. This life is nothing short of a flowering oasis of zero-point health.
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rong

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 08, 2013, 10:23:25 PM
"We don't drink coffee, for health reasons... we put it up our butts instead!"

Why do they think coffee is better for you when taken ANALLY?

Well, it wouldn't stain your teeth...
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Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2015, 12:43:45 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 11, 2015, 06:20:06 PM
DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR DAGOTH UR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVO3lrbyS9w

:eek:

:lol: WTF

That's Dagoth Ur, the primary antagonist of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. He's kinda an undead god-king thing... Except he isn't, because the metaphysics of the in-game setting are kinda screwy like that. Technically, he isn't undead so much as he's anti-alive. Even that's a sloppy explanation.
Anyway, he was the player character's bro in a past life and it's the player's job to "kill" him, whatever that even means.
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Cain

Oh man, you did not just start an Elder Scrolls lore discussion, did you?

President Television

Quote from: Cain on February 19, 2015, 07:23:51 PM
Oh man, you did not just start an Elder Scrolls lore discussion, did you?

I think I might have done exactly that.  :scared:
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.