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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 10, 2011, 06:08:09 AM

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Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Cramulus

Quote from: Gray Area on January 21, 2016, 07:01:35 AM
TrumpScript™ – Making Python Great Again!

http://devpost.com/software/trumpscript

:lulz: :lulz:

Quote-No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
-All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
-There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and Amerian made.
-Instead of "True" and "False," we have "fact" and "lie"
-Only the most popular English words, Drumpf's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
-Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Drumpf himself.
-All programs must end with "America is great."
-Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B
-In it's raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Drumpf isn't the type of guy to believe in PC
-The language is completely case insensitive

Vanadium Gryllz

http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract?fromPage=online&aid=10293503&fulltextType=RA&fileId=S2053447716000099


Aristotle's 'On Trolling'

As a group of people with a vested interest in the fine art of trolling, you might find this interesting. It's probably not saying anything you don't know already though.


QuoteFor the perfected troll has no need of
rudeness or abuse, or even of fallacy (this belongs rather to sophistic or eristic,
and requires making an argument)
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."

Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Trivial

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2016, 08:41:33 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on July 06, 2016, 08:36:32 PM
https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.

The colloidal silver people. They really believe, hard.

Tangential story time:
So my sister, the one that lived in Tucson for a bit, had this weird allergic reaction to something. Her knees swelled up, she couldn't walk, she was tired all the time, and eventually had to use a wheelchair.  Tested for everything, had a couple rheumatoid arthritis markers, but not enough, also not Lupus.  Decided to go to an allergy specialist.  Did testing found she was allergic to corn.  Big issue, town was in the middle of a cornfield.  Seemed plausible.  However they gave her things like desiccated thyroid of something, ok I get she's tired, boxes of random supplements, and then colloidal silver.  I asked how this was supposed to help, she said something about boosting the immune system.  I said if they think it's an allergy, that's the opposite of what you need happening, and silver does jack shit.

So, she takes this junk for several months, graduates and then moves to Tucson.  All issues faded away.  Tucson apparently cured her.

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

LMNO


Junkenstein

This is pretty nicely done. Kudos on the commitment here:

https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys


QuoteYou'll die alone. There is no debate.
Eat Arbys.

QuoteIt rubs the Arbys on its skin or else it gets the hose again

QuoteHey @SUBWAY go fuck yourself.
sincerely,
Arbys
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on July 06, 2016, 08:52:26 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2016, 08:41:33 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on July 06, 2016, 08:36:32 PM
https://www.purestcolloids.com

I initially thought this was parody.

The colloidal silver people. They really believe, hard.

Tangential story time:
So my sister, the one that lived in Tucson for a bit, had this weird allergic reaction to something. Her knees swelled up, she couldn't walk, she was tired all the time, and eventually had to use a wheelchair.  Tested for everything, had a couple rheumatoid arthritis markers, but not enough, also not Lupus.  Decided to go to an allergy specialist.  Did testing found she was allergic to corn.  Big issue, town was in the middle of a cornfield.  Seemed plausible.  However they gave her things like desiccated thyroid of something, ok I get she's tired, boxes of random supplements, and then colloidal silver.  I asked how this was supposed to help, she said something about boosting the immune system.  I said if they think it's an allergy, that's the opposite of what you need happening, and silver does jack shit.

So, she takes this junk for several months, graduates and then moves to Tucson.  All issues faded away.  Tucson apparently cured her.

Sounds like she was seeing a naturopath. They are really pretty much entirely shit for anything but creating their bread and butter, which is chronically ill people.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Salty

Ah. Still, what the hell, Groupon, that's just silly.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."