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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 11, 2011, 06:44:42 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 11, 2011, 06:44:42 PM
Okay, since you're all dying to hear it, here's the latest horrible, horrible details of my life.

My parents are still old.  They're also still smart, sensible people who fight all the time because they're sick of television.  They have their foibles, but they did a really good job of raising myself and my siblings.  The bastards.

My job is still stressfull, but I haven't gotten too bored yet.  The money is good, and I am sort of forced to manufacture complaints, here.

My marriage is AWESOME and I love my wife and she's really, really good to (and for) me.

My son is apparently doing well in boot camp and, you know, that's kinda cool.

My head is still full of mad dog's shit and rabies, but you folks knew that.

That's about it. 

ASK ME ANYTHING.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#1
November 11, 2011, 07:02:34 PM
Anal?

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 11, 2011, 07:06:34 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
November 11, 2011, 07:11:07 PM
How the hell do I find a decent accountant?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
November 11, 2011, 07:13:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 07:11:07 PM
How the hell do I find a decent accountant?

I've been using H&R Block for decades, and I've never had a problem. 

One option, though, is to show the next prospective accountant the remains of the last one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#5
November 11, 2011, 07:24:13 PM
Nurse Enabler is your wife? Did I miss something? When did you get married? Or maybe I'm getting things confused here, sorry if that's the case. Also if it's too personal feel free to never mind explaining (though you did say ask anything :) ).

And to that AWESOME that things are going well!

Things are going well here, too. I absolutely love working at the Young Researchers kid's center, and apparently I have a real knack for dealing with kids :D
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
November 11, 2011, 07:25:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 07:24:13 PM
Nurse Enabler is your wife? Did I miss something? When did you get married? Or maybe I'm getting things confused here, sorry if that's the case. Also if it's too personal feel free to never mind explaining (though you did say ask anything :) ).

And to that AWESOME that things are going well!

Things are going well here, too. I absolutely love working at the Young Researchers kid's center, and apparently I have a real knack for dealing with kids :D

Yep, we're married.  It just seemed that big announcements get old after the first half-dozen or so, right?   :lulz:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#7
November 11, 2011, 07:26:30 PM
dude, you totally missed the fan. WTF were you aiming at?

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
November 11, 2011, 07:27:48 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 11, 2011, 07:26:30 PM
dude, you totally missed the fan. WTF were you aiming at?

When you're my age, you'll keep your arse away from fans, too.

Your ass hair gets pulled into the blades, and then it's time to consider your many sins, as the horrible ripping and grinding noises start.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#9
November 11, 2011, 07:49:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 07:27:48 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 11, 2011, 07:26:30 PM
dude, you totally missed the fan. WTF were you aiming at?

When you're my age, you'll keep your arse away from fans, too.

Your ass hair gets pulled into the blades, and then it's time to consider your many sins, as the horrible ripping and grinding noises start.

:baby:

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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EK WAFFLR

#10
November 11, 2011, 07:50:54 PM
Can one have manslaughter without laughter?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#11
November 11, 2011, 07:51:40 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 11, 2011, 07:50:54 PM
Can one have manslaughter without laughter?

No, and there's no "we" in "team".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#12
November 11, 2011, 07:56:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 07:25:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 07:24:13 PM
Nurse Enabler is your wife? Did I miss something? When did you get married? Or maybe I'm getting things confused here, sorry if that's the case. Also if it's too personal feel free to never mind explaining (though you did say ask anything :) ).

And to that AWESOME that things are going well!

Things are going well here, too. I absolutely love working at the Young Researchers kid's center, and apparently I have a real knack for dealing with kids :D

Yep, we're married.  It just seemed that big announcements get old after the first half-dozen or so, right?   :lulz:



Well, maybe but it's still a happy occasion, so a belated congratulations from me, then! CHEERS :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
November 11, 2011, 07:59:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 07:56:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 07:25:31 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 07:24:13 PM
Nurse Enabler is your wife? Did I miss something? When did you get married? Or maybe I'm getting things confused here, sorry if that's the case. Also if it's too personal feel free to never mind explaining (though you did say ask anything :) ).

And to that AWESOME that things are going well!

Things are going well here, too. I absolutely love working at the Young Researchers kid's center, and apparently I have a real knack for dealing with kids :D

Yep, we're married.  It just seemed that big announcements get old after the first half-dozen or so, right?   :lulz:



Well, maybe but it's still a happy occasion, so a belated congratulations from me, then! CHEERS :)

Thanks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#14
November 12, 2011, 04:06:11 AM
Yeah, I didn't know you shacked up either. Congrats.

Glad to hear your life is kicking ass.
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