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PETA is a little late to the game.

Started by AFK, November 15, 2011, 05:23:23 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
November 16, 2011, 12:47:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 12:06:42 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 12:01:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 15, 2011, 11:49:37 PM
NO WAIT

I would force them to eat nothing but kitten meat until they died of malnutrition! It would be glorious!

Kitten meat?   :aww:

There are way too many kittens.

I think the Alphapance "clown rule" comes into play, here.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
November 16, 2011, 12:57:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 12:47:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 12:06:42 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 12:01:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 15, 2011, 11:49:37 PM
NO WAIT

I would force them to eat nothing but kitten meat until they died of malnutrition! It would be glorious!

Kitten meat?   :aww:

There are way too many kittens.

I think the Alphapance "clown rule" comes into play, here.

YES.
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Don Coyote

#17
November 16, 2011, 01:17:11 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 16, 2011, 12:32:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 12:06:42 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 12:01:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 15, 2011, 11:49:37 PM
NO WAIT

I would force them to eat nothing but kitten meat until they died of malnutrition! It would be glorious!

Kitten meat?   :aww:

There are way too many kittens.

There are, indeed, too many fucking kittens. Spreadin' their rabies and FIV to housepets and shit.

I, for one, applaud the World Empress's grand effort to kill two birds cats with one nuke meat-grinder.

fix't

Luna

#18
November 16, 2011, 03:31:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 12:47:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 12:06:42 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 12:01:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 15, 2011, 11:49:37 PM
NO WAIT

I would force them to eat nothing but kitten meat until they died of malnutrition! It would be glorious!

Kitten meat?   :aww:

There are way too many kittens.

I think the Alphapance "clown rule" comes into play, here.

I am ashamed to admit, I do not know the Alphapance "clown rule," and search is borked.  (Though the site-specific Google search kicked up some amusing shit.  Like this:  http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18415.135 )
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#19
November 17, 2011, 01:51:45 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:31:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 12:47:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 12:06:42 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 12:01:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 15, 2011, 11:49:37 PM
NO WAIT

I would force them to eat nothing but kitten meat until they died of malnutrition! It would be glorious!

Kitten meat?   :aww:

There are way too many kittens.

I think the Alphapance "clown rule" comes into play, here.

I am ashamed to admit, I do not know the Alphapance "clown rule," and search is borked.  (Though the site-specific Google search kicked up some amusing shit.  Like this:  http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18415.135 )

QuoteThey say the more the merrier, so logically, the fewer clowns in the tarpit, the less merry it is.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#20
November 17, 2011, 05:55:14 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 15, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Peta is just a media whore which doesn't get enough attention, so they have to come up with some way to make people look at them.

If I was World Empress I would have every member of Peta flogged to death.

I'd prefer to have them fed to lions, for the irony.

Or maybe have them made into some kind of a meat product.
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#21
November 17, 2011, 01:03:48 PM
Soylent Green is... PETA!
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