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Something Occured

Started by KaaosovCyn, November 16, 2011, 11:22:34 AM

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What has occured?

55,555 people running a marathon to the bathroom in a mall because someone placed exlax in their drinks...
5 dogs taking turns on humping a cat...
555 humans raosting their leader ov the pack
23 days before this day
you or me... depending on the context...
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PopeTom

#30
November 16, 2011, 05:50:05 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM

It's possible that you'll end up being ok, but that's highly unlikely. You'll probably end up leaving this place in a huff...


...and if that's too soon you can leave in a minute and a huff.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Cain

#31
November 16, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Chaos of Sin?

What an incredibly outlandish name.

Yeah, but spelt with a K.  Like, y'know, magick.

Also "of" with a V, because, apparently, we're still living in the fucking 80s and the TOPY are, like, the shit, man.  You don't even know.

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
November 16, 2011, 06:06:35 PM
BUT WAIT!

Here we are, all being mean to the noob.   :sad:

We are BAD PEOPLE.  We should be ENCOURAGING new people when they show up pooping word salad all over the place and telling us all how outlandish & whacky they are.

[/needless snark]
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#33
November 16, 2011, 06:19:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 16, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Chaos of Sin?

What an incredibly outlandish name.

Yeah, but spelt with a K.  Like, y'know, magick.

Also "of" with a V, because, apparently, we're still living in the fucking 80s and the TOPY are, like, the shit, man.  You don't even know.

Maybe he's a with Thee Hypstirz ov Kaosce
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
November 16, 2011, 06:19:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 06:19:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 16, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Chaos of Sin?

What an incredibly outlandish name.

Yeah, but spelt with a K.  Like, y'know, magick.

Also "of" with a V, because, apparently, we're still living in the fucking 80s and the TOPY are, like, the shit, man.  You don't even know.

Maybe he's a with Thee Hypstirz of Kaosce

:crankey:

STOP CHASING AWAY ALL THE NEW TALENT!!@!111
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#35
November 16, 2011, 06:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 06:19:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 06:19:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 16, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Chaos of Sin?

What an incredibly outlandish name.

Yeah, but spelt with a K.  Like, y'know, magick.

Also "of" with a V, because, apparently, we're still living in the fucking 80s and the TOPY are, like, the shit, man.  You don't even know.

Maybe he's a with Thee Hypstirz of Kaosce

:crankey:

STOP CHASING AWAY ALL THE NEW TALENT!!@!111

You're right. I'm sure hee kan teetsch uss aul abowt wut ¿que?-auce reelee iz.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
November 16, 2011, 06:25:32 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 06:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 06:19:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 06:19:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 16, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Chaos of Sin?

What an incredibly outlandish name.

Yeah, but spelt with a K.  Like, y'know, magick.

Also "of" with a V, because, apparently, we're still living in the fucking 80s and the TOPY are, like, the shit, man.  You don't even know.

Maybe he's a with Thee Hypstirz of Kaosce

:crankey:

STOP CHASING AWAY ALL THE NEW TALENT!!@!111

You're right. I'm sure hee kan teetsch uss aul abowt wut ¿que?-auce reelee iz.

:rogpipe:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#37
November 16, 2011, 06:28:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 06:25:32 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 06:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 06:19:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 06:19:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 16, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Chaos of Sin?

What an incredibly outlandish name.

Yeah, but spelt with a K.  Like, y'know, magick.

Also "of" with a V, because, apparently, we're still living in the fucking 80s and the TOPY are, like, the shit, man.  You don't even know.

Maybe he's a with Thee Hypstirz of Kaosce

:crankey:

STOP CHASING AWAY ALL THE NEW TALENT!!@!111

You're right. I'm sure hee kan teetsch uss aul abowt wut ¿que?-auce reelee iz.

:rogpipe:

Upside down question mark a bit much?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
November 16, 2011, 06:32:30 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 06:28:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 06:25:32 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 06:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 06:19:47 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 16, 2011, 06:19:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 16, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Chaos of Sin?

What an incredibly outlandish name.

Yeah, but spelt with a K.  Like, y'know, magick.

Also "of" with a V, because, apparently, we're still living in the fucking 80s and the TOPY are, like, the shit, man.  You don't even know.

Maybe he's a with Thee Hypstirz of Kaosce

:crankey:

STOP CHASING AWAY ALL THE NEW TALENT!!@!111

You're right. I'm sure hee kan teetsch uss aul abowt wut ¿que?-auce reelee iz.

:rogpipe:

Upside down question mark a bit much?

How do you do that?  I need to use it at Capitol Grilling to piss off the English-only tards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BabylonHoruv

#39
November 16, 2011, 07:04:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 16, 2011, 05:48:29 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:38:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:34:49 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Chaos of Sin?

What an incredibly outlandish name.

He's here to show us how it's done.

I feel the beginning of enlightenment already.

No, I think that's food poisoning.

You might be right.  Enlightenment might involve vomiting, but I don't think it is supposed to hurt THIS much.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

PopeTom

#40
November 16, 2011, 07:15:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 06:32:30 PM
How do you do that?  I need to use it at Capitol Grilling to piss off the English-only tards.

When I need weird punctuation I just cut and paste from Wikipedia؟
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
November 16, 2011, 07:16:09 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 07:04:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 16, 2011, 05:48:29 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:38:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:34:49 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Chaos of Sin?

What an incredibly outlandish name.

He's here to show us how it's done.

I feel the beginning of enlightenment already.

No, I think that's food poisoning.

You might be right.  Enlightenment might involve vomiting, but I don't think it is supposed to hurt THIS much.

Um, Babs?  Look at YOUR screen name.

That there is self-ownage and nothing else.

Wallow in it, boy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#42
November 16, 2011, 07:17:38 PM
:fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord:

QUITE I AM HAVING TEH DERP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Nephew Twiddleton

#43
November 16, 2011, 07:29:05 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on November 16, 2011, 07:15:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 06:32:30 PM
How do you do that?  I need to use it at Capitol Grilling to piss off the English-only tards.

When I need weird punctuation I just cut and paste from Wikipedia؟

That's what I did here.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BabylonHoruv

#44
November 16, 2011, 07:32:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 07:16:09 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 07:04:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 16, 2011, 05:48:29 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:38:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:34:49 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2011, 05:32:43 PM
Chaos of Sin?

What an incredibly outlandish name.

He's here to show us how it's done.

I feel the beginning of enlightenment already.

No, I think that's food poisoning.

You might be right.  Enlightenment might involve vomiting, but I don't think it is supposed to hurt THIS much.

Um, Babs?  Look at YOUR screen name.

That there is self-ownage and nothing else.

Wallow in it, boy.

I actually wasn't giving him hell for the misspelling, for that exact reason.

I've always been rather fond of being the whore of Babylon.

Not that it's not stupid mind you,  just that I know better than to shit on someone for something I'm doing myself.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl
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