If TGRR was a furry, he would be a giraffe and he would braid his ass hair into a tail.
If Kai was a furry, you'd totally get eaten in the yiff pile.
If Twid was a furry, he'd be a leprechaun. A
gay leprechaun.
If Hustle was a furry, he'd accidentally the whole atlantic with supra-whale semen.
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.
If Coyote was a furry, he'd call himself Man. He's an enigma like that.
If Charley was a furry, he'd probably be quite good at it.
If Cram was afurry, he'd wear a fake fursuit.
If TTM was a furry, he'd be illegal in all 50 states, not just the lower 48.
if AKK was a furry, he'd be an alley cat and he'd have a record deal by now.
If Aini was a furry she'd be a black swan. No wait, she'd be a cat or neko or whatever the fuck it was.
If Anna Mae Bollocks was a furry, people would begin to wish Dubya was still president.
If BadBeast was a furry, he could stop being the Beast of Bodmin for a while and let someone else have a go.
If Paes was a furry, he would be bred into the natural sheep population of New Zealand to form slightly less boring sheep.
IF BGP WAS A FURRY IT WOULD BE MOST UNHELLO, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO
If Cain was a furry he'd be the horse from Animal Farm.
If Cainad was a furry, he'd be sniffing the glue they made out of Cain.
If cavehamster was a furry, I'd think he was a pretty cool furry. He'd run in wheels and doesn’t afraid of anything.
If chef was a furry, he would advise people to bring a baggie for their fangs, and he'd BE the teddy for their ghetto shrine.
if Cuddlefish was a furry, his name would be a verb.
If Da6s was a furry, he would be worshipped in backwater hamlets all through the Pennines.
If Dalek was a furry, the party in his pance would migrate all through his fursuit, and he'd die within seconds.
If Darth Cupcake was a furry, she'd still be gone
If Demolition_Squid was a furry, everyone else would be forced to go the level beyond furry to ostracise him.
If Disco Pickle was a furry, he'd have to be wolf. No funny reason. He'd just be a wolf. An asshole wolf. Asshole.
If Dok Howl was a furry, he'd immediately construct an upgraded exoskeleton and fuck the biggest thing he could find to death.
If Phox was a furry, she'd have to wear a human face. Being human IS furry to her.
If James Semaj was a furry, he'd be a complete C.Woc
If E.O.T. was a furry, there would be no point to it anymore. The world would automatically suicide via vulcanism.
If EoC was a furry, people would just assume that things had gone very very wrong in the circus as Clown Eating Hate Sex became all the rage.
If Efrim was a furry, he'd still be a bad ass hippy.
If Emo Howard was a furry, he'd be Eeyore.
If Enki was a furry, we'd have to send him back in time to properly inspire
The Epic of GilgameshIf Enrico was a furry, people would hardly be able to tell the difference.
If Faust was a furry, he'd be a gay leprechaun too. He'd be a top though.
If GIGGLES was a furry, he'd be a swarm of angry hornets flying in phallus formation.
If Hoopla was a furry, no matter what kind, people would mistake him for a Koala.
If Hunter S. Durden was a furry, he'd be a rabid battle llama.
If Iason was a furry, Indiana would commemorate the most exciting thing to happen to their state ever with a public holiday.
If Iptuous was a furry, he'd win best dog in show at crufts for the rest of his unnatural disgusting life.
If Jenne was a furry, all of PD would go to jail for very long time. We wouldn't be able to help ourselves.
If Joh'Nyx was a furry, he'd be a toy poodle.
If Khara was a furry, she'd be composed mostly of alluring, lingerie clad tentacles.
If Leln was a furry, she'd never leave the house again.
If LMNO was a furry, he'd.... Wait? IF?
If Madigan T Nubilous was a furry, he would fap so hard it'd make people think of Noahs Ark, where Noah just fed them Viagra instead of food.
If Nast was a furry, he'd be.... uh.... A MOUSE.
If Navkat was a furry she'd fucking everybody. In a good way though.
If Nigel was a furry, people would call it art and everyone was really a furry would have to go do something else.
If NoLeDeMiel was a furry, it might make people notice him more.
If P3nT was a furry, Falkirk would be declared a disaster area. It is anyway, but it'd be
officialIf Pixie was a furry, I'd totally be a furry too. I'd probably have no choice at all in the matter mind you.
If Pterodactyl Handler was a furry, he'd be redundant.
If Regret was a furry, he'd only join in to snake yiff piles.
If Remington was a furry, it would cause a brief news sensation in North Korea.
If Richter was a furry, he'd be a rancor.
If RWHN was a furry, people would pet him but he'd never get any.
If Freeky was a furry, people would merely blame Tucson and shake their head. She could get away with murder with that excuse yanno.
If GARBO was a furry, she'd be a furry handcuffs.
If Sepia was a furry, he'd be an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters.
If ShoeEars was a furry, he/she couldn't have asked for better advice than getting Roger to do his/her personals ad.
If Squiddy was a furry, she'd probably get confused for her cat and be driven mad by people saying SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PENIS
If SisterFracture was a furry, she'd bend yuor space/time. Again.
If Suu was a furry she'd accidentally herself among the mothballs.
If Telarus was a furry, no one would take it seriously.
If That Green Gentleman was a furry, she'd be the Cat with the Hatchet
If The Wisdom Cube was a furry, it's Other Fursuit would be a Porsche.
If Triple Zero was a furry, you'd be choking on tribble cum dribble by lunchtime.
If Fred was a Furry, she'd be released by a madman who would then kill himself and she'd go on a rampage with her exotic friends until taken down by the cops.
