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Started by Payne, November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM

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Luna

Quote from: Net on November 18, 2011, 11:23:44 AM
No, but having a daughter indemnifies me against broniness.

If you're not arresting me, I'll be on way Inspector Scrotecleft.

Using your daughter a a beard to conceal your broniness, however...

Dude, just embrace it.  Admit your broniness, embrace your inner pony!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

I will not sign that confession, Lieutenant Taintpunter.

I know my rights.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Cain

Bronies have no rights.  Plus, we have secret intelligence indicating your links to the international bronie community.  We would show you them, only it would compromise our sources.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

This is a set up!

Payne, tell them the truth!
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Payne

Yeah Net isn't a brony, he's an actual factual pony. Well, he's a human in a fursuit and you have to use your imagination a little bit but it's totally worth it if you do.

Cain

So Net is a brony otherkin?

Pope Pixie Pickle

hahaha. Otherkin amuse me. Their like furries, but without the suit. And Pagan.

Payne

Quote from: Cain on November 19, 2011, 11:02:10 AM
So Net is a brony otherkin?

I do not care to speculate what goes on it Nets bedroom, or that sewer he calls a mind.


But yes. Yes he is.

Cain

Quote from: Pixie on November 19, 2011, 11:13:40 AM
hahaha. Otherkin amuse me. Their like furries, but without the suit. And Pagan.

I can go one better http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=otakukin

Net is therefore bronykin

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Cain on November 19, 2011, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Pixie on November 19, 2011, 11:13:40 AM
hahaha. Otherkin amuse me. Their like furries, but without the suit. And Pagan.

I can go one better http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=otakukin

Net is therefore bronykin

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Payne

Let that be a lesson.

Never ask me to tell the truth.

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Telarus

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Luna

Quote from: Net on November 18, 2011, 01:55:55 PM
I will not sign that confession, Lieutenant Taintpunter.

I know my rights.

Someday...  Someday, I shall be CAPTAIN Taintpunter...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."