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Started by Andjew, November 25, 2011, 07:55:41 AM

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Juana

#15
November 26, 2011, 03:16:04 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 10:24:20 PM
WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T FIND MY READING GLASSES AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A COMPUTER
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:lulz: She looks a liiiittle bit like one of my grandmothers. The one who looses her glasses in the freezer and can't figure out how to get online.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Freeky

#16
November 26, 2011, 07:31:58 AM
Damn.  Can't even get any good crazy stalkers, anymore.  They fucking wimp out after the first post!  :(

Luna

#17
November 26, 2011, 12:15:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 25, 2011, 05:39:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 04:05:21 PM
Dok spooges Marines? Even I'm impressed.  :lulz:

I in fact do.  !st productive spooge is in basic training as we speak.

This guy, though, I think is from Fizzy Grizzly.

Re: 1st part: He'll ace it.
Re: 2nd part: Yeah, something obviously inauthentic there. Like a "Panatronic".  :lulz:

I was over there bitching about something or other, and one of the admins mentioned my age.  One user SPAZZED THE FUCK OUT, like I was creeping or something.  This is the same person, hence the age comment.

Funny thing is, the only weirdness going on was Bee-whomever screeching about how old I am.  Everyone else was trying to talk about the subject at hand.

Bear in mind that FG ain't Gaia online, or anything.  It's just a board about video games.

BUT DOK, EVERYONE KNOWS OLD PEOPLE DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES!

Or even play at all, really. We just sit in our easy chairs drooling.

Wait, then I DIDN'T spend all day yesterday playing the beta of Star Wars: The Old Republic?  WTF did I DO all day, and did it involve lightsabers?
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Triple Zero

#18
November 26, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Since when did you get old? :)
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#19
November 26, 2011, 02:12:55 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Since when did you get old? :)

For me, it was one too many sleepless nights and BAM! all of a sudden I'm fending off lawn hooligans and unsure if I shit my pants or not.
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#20
November 26, 2011, 06:33:44 PM
Quote from: Net on November 26, 2011, 02:12:55 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Since when did you get old? :)

For me, it was one too many sleepless nights and BAM! all of a sudden I'm fending off lawn hooligans and unsure if I shit my pants or not.

For me it was the day my daughter started stealing my pants. BAM, just like that I got bifocals and lost my teeth, my memory, and my ability to operate a Wii.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
November 26, 2011, 07:19:56 PM Last Edit: November 26, 2011, 10:42:38 PM by Anna Mae Bollocks
It's worse when they steal your bras. Not because you feel old, but because you never can find a clean bra when you need it.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#22
November 26, 2011, 08:13:50 PM
Oh the bra thing drives my every nerve.  :argh!:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
November 26, 2011, 08:16:10 PM
Luckily she's not busty enough yet to take mine.

If she gets her boobs from her dad's side of the family, she never will be, either, ha!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#24
November 26, 2011, 10:43:38 PM
Nigel: plans WAAAAAY ahead.  :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
November 26, 2011, 10:56:45 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#26
December 01, 2011, 12:59:53 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Since when did you get old? :)

How'd I miss this?  :kiss:  Thank you, Trip.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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