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Started by Freeky, November 18, 2011, 06:52:08 AM

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Freeky

I bet Clint Eastwood has a parang.

Payne

Fuck that, Clint Eastwood duct taped a parang to the end of his parang.

"If you're gonna do it, do it right" he said.

Freeky

Quote from: The Payne on November 18, 2011, 06:54:22 AM
Fuck that, Clint Eastwood duct taped a parang to the end of his parang.

"If you're gonna do it, do it right" he said.
I bet he did.

Dysfunctional Cunt

I want a parang.

It will help me get thru this ghetto jungle I live in.  Even crack heads speak BIG FUCKING BLADE!!!

:lulz:

Jenne

Quote from: The Payne on November 18, 2011, 06:54:22 AM
Fuck that, Clint Eastwood duct taped a parang to the end of his THANG.

"If you're gonna do it, do it right" he said.

How I read this.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 06:52:08 AM
I bet Clint Eastwood has a parang.

You ever see Gran Torino?  He killed a BEAR with a parang, and he carved a distributor cap out of its head with that parang, because they don't make parts for the Torino anymore.

And it runs like a charm.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2011, 03:54:46 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 06:52:08 AM
I bet Clint Eastwood has a parang.

You ever see Gran Torino?  He killed a BEAR with a parang, and he carved a distributor cap out of its head with that parang, because they don't make parts for the Torino anymore.

And it runs like a charm.

I remember some hippie tried to stop him, but i don't remember what he did.  Do you/

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 05:06:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2011, 03:54:46 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 06:52:08 AM
I bet Clint Eastwood has a parang.

You ever see Gran Torino?  He killed a BEAR with a parang, and he carved a distributor cap out of its head with that parang, because they don't make parts for the Torino anymore.

And it runs like a charm.

I remember some hippie tried to stop him, but i don't remember what he did.  Do you/

Nobody can remember.  It's part of how the brain defends itself.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2011, 05:08:04 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 05:06:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2011, 03:54:46 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 06:52:08 AM
I bet Clint Eastwood has a parang.

You ever see Gran Torino?  He killed a BEAR with a parang, and he carved a distributor cap out of its head with that parang, because they don't make parts for the Torino anymore.

And it runs like a charm.

I remember some hippie tried to stop him, but i don't remember what he did.  Do you/

Nobody can remember.  It's part of how the brain defends itself.

It's driving me crazy, trying to remember, though.  I do remember he didn't want to sully his parang with hippie filth.

Messier Undertree

Until a moment ago I only knew "parang" as a type of Caribbean folk music and I almost didn't bother looking up the other definition as the idea of Clint Eastwood beating a bear to death with a cuatro seemed entirely plausible to me.

Freeky

Quote from: Malachite on November 18, 2011, 10:51:44 PM
Until a moment ago I only knew "parang" as a type of Caribbean folk music and I almost didn't bother looking up the other definition as the idea of Clint Eastwood beating a bear to death with a cuatro seemed entirely plausible to me.
:lulz:  He totally could AND WOULD.