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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2011, 09:37:59 pm »
We may have a record on our hands, here.   :lulz:

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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2011, 09:38:37 pm »
That's hilarious. :lulz:
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2011, 09:39:23 pm »
Lol now that is some sensitivity right there. And the only thing you asked was "how is that a fortune"
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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2011, 09:40:58 pm »
Lol now that is some sensitivity right there. And the only thing you asked was "how is that a fortune"

Pseudo-intellectual fake-zen bullshit makes me act like an asshole.

I'd say that knowing that is the first step to recovery, but I have no intention whatsoever of doing anything about it.

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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2011, 09:42:10 pm »
It was a tragic waste of a great moniker, though.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2011, 09:42:44 pm »
knowing that is the first step to recovery reveling in your persona strengths.


Ee hee hee. :lulz:
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2011, 09:43:33 pm »
But thats the whole thing. You werent being an asshole at all :lulz:
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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #37 on: November 21, 2011, 09:46:01 pm »
But thats the whole thing. You werent being an asshole at all :lulz:

No, I didn't see it as such either.  Dude was clearly not cut out for the bile that goes on here if a simple questions makes him/her flounce.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #38 on: November 21, 2011, 09:47:45 pm »
But thats the whole thing. You werent being an asshole at all :lulz:

Oh, but I was.

Tell me you didn't see what was about to happen, had Whiskeyjack not flounced.

Go ahead, tell me.   :lulz:
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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2011, 09:48:28 pm »
But thats the whole thing. You werent being an asshole at all :lulz:

Oh, but I was.

Tell me you didn't see what was about to happen, had Whiskeyjack not flounced.

Go ahead, tell me.   :lulz:

If I say I didn't, would you believe it?  :lulz:
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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #40 on: November 21, 2011, 09:48:46 pm »
Noob: zen babble
roger: wait what? What do mean by that
noob: fuck you douchebags im out! :flounce:

:facepalm: yep. Either unstable or very young teenager.
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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #41 on: November 21, 2011, 09:49:02 pm »
But thats the whole thing. You werent being an asshole at all :lulz:

Oh, but I was.

Tell me you didn't see what was about to happen, had Whiskeyjack not flounced.

Go ahead, tell me.   :lulz:

If I say I didn't, would you believe it?  :lulz:

No.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #42 on: November 21, 2011, 09:50:40 pm »
Oh i know what would have happened but it was a legit question. I would have asked it myself if you hadnt already.
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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #43 on: November 21, 2011, 09:51:31 pm »
Noob: zen babble
roger: wait what? What do mean by that
noob: fuck you douchebags im out! :flounce:

:facepalm: yep. Either unstable or very young teenager.

Yep.  I'm saying 16-18 years old, thinks of herself as an ARRRTEEEEESTE, and has a case of assburgers that would make IANAR look rational.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
« Reply #44 on: November 23, 2011, 02:08:12 am »
Greetings Whiskey Jack. 
I like the name and your artwork, it remindes me of A.O. Spare a little.  If you would pull a fortune for me I'd really enjoy it.  Non-binding fortunes only of course.  :)

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Sounds like breach of contract to me.  Hope he got paid in advance.  WTF? Why name your profile after an ancient native spirit's nickname if you're just going to dish on some slacker?  If you come back, p-please just dive right in to trying to be far weirder than everyone else.  I feel a little let down by this.  :sad:

Poptardesque posters have a bit of a prematurity problem no? Perhaps they can ask joe for some pointers on how tantra can be applied.

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