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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 21, 2011, 04:37:08 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

November 21, 2011, 04:37:08 PM
Last time it was a naked girl inside the warm, bloody abdominal cavity of a freshly-gutted horse. This time:

http://www.kval.com/news/local/Duck-fan-makes-giant-O-out-of-leaves-134188383.html

This, my friends, is a snapshot of the state in which I live.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

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November 21, 2011, 04:39:11 PM
One giant slow news day?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
November 21, 2011, 05:09:34 PM
It's like an Onion article. I kept expecting there to be more to it than a sad, lonely man raking his leaves into the shape of an O, but there really isn't.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 21, 2011, 05:32:00 PM
Maybe he's like me, and he's just trying to make a target for the asteroid.
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Suu

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November 21, 2011, 05:33:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 05:32:00 PM
Maybe he's like me, and he's just trying to make a target for the asteroid.

Are there actually leaves to rake in Arizona?
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The Good Reverend Roger

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November 21, 2011, 05:55:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 21, 2011, 05:33:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 05:32:00 PM
Maybe he's like me, and he's just trying to make a target for the asteroid.

Are there actually leaves to rake in Arizona?

I use the distended bodies of people whose Rascals ran out of power.

The principle is the same.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

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November 21, 2011, 06:04:00 PM
Quote"People like it, do it in your yard, in your neighborhood," said Rogers.  "Come on Duck fans, it's "O" time."

:lmnuendo:
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Triple Zero

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November 21, 2011, 06:43:17 PM
WELL, I think it's totally disrespectful to the duck.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 21, 2011, 07:34:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 21, 2011, 06:43:17 PM
WELL, I think it's totally disrespectful to the duck.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Murmur

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November 22, 2011, 03:25:58 AM
Nigel, are you a PDX spag too?

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 22, 2011, 09:50:55 AM
Born in NPDX.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Placid Dingo

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November 22, 2011, 10:23:03 AM
Quote"My real big goal is to have a giant one of these built by Autzen Stadium on Pape' Field that's going to be big enough that Google Earth can capture it and you'll see it from satellites," said Rogers, now sweating from rigorous raking.
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Bruno

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November 22, 2011, 12:07:57 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 22, 2011, 10:23:03 AM
Quote"My real big goal is to have a giant one of these built by Autzen Stadium on Pape' Field that's going to be big enough that Google Earth can capture it and you'll see it from satellites," said Rogers, now sweating from rigorous raking.

I'm pretty sure the one he has is big enough for that. Hell, I've found my car from space using Google Earth.
Formerly something else...

kingyak

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November 22, 2011, 05:35:29 PM
It's like a remedial crop circle.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 23, 2011, 12:17:20 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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