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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #45 on: December 05, 2011, 01:40:49 pm »
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?

For the record, "child sandwich" is also known as "The Sandusky".

And, no.  DO NOT WANT.

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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #46 on: December 05, 2011, 04:01:02 pm »
I hate them, LMNO.  I.  Fucking.  HATE.  them.

And I have blowtorches and pliers available.

What do?
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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #47 on: December 05, 2011, 04:03:54 pm »
I hate them, LMNO.  I.  Fucking.  HATE.  them.

And I have blowtorches and pliers available.

What do?

THEY ARE TO BE CORRECTED.

IT IS YOUR MISSION TO CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM.







PLEASE SEE MR CHOP AND MR SCRATCH FOR MORE INSTRUCTIONS.

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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #48 on: December 05, 2011, 04:05:03 pm »
I hate them, LMNO.  I.  Fucking.  HATE.  them.

And I have blowtorches and pliers available.

What do?

THEY ARE TO BE CORRECTED.

IT IS YOUR MISSION TO CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM.







PLEASE SEE MR CHOP AND MR SCRATCH FOR MORE INSTRUCTIONS.

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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #49 on: December 05, 2011, 05:31:26 pm »
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?

For the record, "child sandwich" is also known as "The Sandusky".

And, no.  DO NOT WANT.

My dad is from Sandusky.

I know why it's called that. :vom:
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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #50 on: December 05, 2011, 09:27:05 pm »
Actually it's a reference to the ex-assistant football coach at Penn St. who is an alleged kiddy-fiddler, but having been to Sandusky, your version works as well.

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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2011, 03:41:25 pm »
LMNO, answer me this:

Is it further to Providence than by bus?

Only if you the entirety of Cranston.

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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #52 on: September 18, 2018, 08:22:11 pm »
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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #53 on: September 18, 2018, 08:38:13 pm »
In my defense, I had quite a lovely and stable childhood.

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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #54 on: September 18, 2018, 10:52:46 pm »
You'd be surprised how we can change that. Of course it has been a treatable condition for some time, but that was from the before-times, when we were simply changing the future. It was child's play. Now we just change your past. It's a thankless job but I can't complain.

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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #55 on: September 19, 2018, 12:59:41 pm »
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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #56 on: September 19, 2018, 06:39:26 pm »
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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #57 on: September 30, 2018, 08:58:55 pm »
How many toes am I holding up?

a) 1
b) 22
3) 765,983,765,981,876

?
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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #58 on: October 01, 2018, 12:40:57 pm »
How many toes am I holding up?

a) 1
b) 22
3) 765,983,765,981,876

?

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Re: I AM HERE TO SERVE ALL YOUR PINEALIST NEEDS.
« Reply #59 on: October 01, 2018, 01:41:31 pm »
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