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Started by LMNO, November 22, 2011, 02:58:53 AM

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LMNO

Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:37:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:01:20 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 04, 2011, 09:11:08 PM
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?

For the record, "child sandwich" is also known as "The Sandusky".

And, no.  DO NOT WANT.

The Good Reverend Roger

I hate them, LMNO.  I.  Fucking.  HATE.  them.

And I have blowtorches and pliers available.

What do?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 04:01:02 PM
I hate them, LMNO.  I.  Fucking.  HATE.  them.

And I have blowtorches and pliers available.

What do?

THEY ARE TO BE CORRECTED.

IT IS YOUR MISSION TO CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM.







PLEASE SEE MR CHOP AND MR SCRATCH FOR MORE INSTRUCTIONS.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2011, 04:03:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 04:01:02 PM
I hate them, LMNO.  I.  Fucking.  HATE.  them.

And I have blowtorches and pliers available.

What do?

THEY ARE TO BE CORRECTED.

IT IS YOUR MISSION TO CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM. 

CORRECT THEM.







PLEASE SEE MR CHOP AND MR SCRATCH FOR MORE INSTRUCTIONS.

Gonna need more upside down people.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2011, 01:40:49 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:37:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:01:20 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 04, 2011, 09:11:08 PM
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?

For the record, "child sandwich" is also known as "The Sandusky".

And, no.  DO NOT WANT.

My dad is from Sandusky.

I know why it's called that. :vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

Actually it's a reference to the ex-assistant football coach at Penn St. who is an alleged kiddy-fiddler, but having been to Sandusky, your version works as well.

LMNO, answer me this:

Is it further to Providence than by bus?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 05, 2011, 09:27:05 PM
LMNO, answer me this:

Is it further to Providence than by bus?

Only if you the entirety of Cranston.

Cain


LMNO

In my defense, I had quite a lovely and stable childhood.

minuspace

You'd be surprised how we can change that. Of course it has been a treatable condition for some time, but that was from the before-times, when we were simply changing the future. It was child's play. Now we just change your past. It's a thankless job but I can't complain.

LMNO

Florid sequestering of unstable terraformed plant-based entertainment.

minuspace


Smillsoid

How many toes am I holding up?

a) 1
b) 22
3) 765,983,765,981,876

?
Daddy or chips? Chaddy!

LMNO

Quote from: Smillsoid on September 30, 2018, 08:58:55 PM
How many toes am I holding up?

a) 1
b) 22
3) 765,983,765,981,876

?

Baleen whale beyesian whispers, frantically.

chaotic neutral observer

When I turn the grass widdershins, the earthworms warble plaintively.
Should I seek redress, or climb the boundless sky?
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.