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Candied Yams

Started by Salty, November 24, 2011, 06:50:51 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Yams are still not food.  Just saying.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Except if you eat them backward, and that seems to be the case here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

ITT: Candied Yams becomes a euphemism for getting a Nigeling in the butts.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Don Coyote on September 24, 2015, 08:37:43 PM
ITT: Candied Yams becomes a euphemism for getting a Nigeling in the butts.

Actually in some rant or another, years ago, I exhorted Nigel to "HAMMER THAT YAM RIGHT UP MY GUTS, MISTRESS", and it sort of took on a life of it's own.  Now there's people walking bow-legged all over Portland, and nobody even jokes about having sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2015, 09:33:42 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on September 24, 2015, 08:37:43 PM
ITT: Candied Yams becomes a euphemism for getting a Nigeling in the butts.

Actually in some rant or another, years ago, I exhorted Nigel to "HAMMER THAT YAM RIGHT UP MY GUTS, MISTRESS", and it sort of took on a life of it's own.  Now there's people walking bow-legged all over Portland, and nobody even jokes about having sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving.

You should see people cringe when yams are mentioned.

It's beautiful.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Wizard Joseph

See at PD "yammering" is a compound word with quite an upsetting definition.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 25, 2015, 10:28:48 PM
See at PD "yammering" is a compound word with quite an upsetting definition.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."