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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Salty, November 24, 2011, 06:28:34 AM

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Salty

I see the Goddess everywhere.

It's troubling to me sometimes the things the Goddess shows. It's even more troubling to see what YOU people show, like an obviously grotesque not-so-fun house mirror. Especially when you show me that there is no Goddess. That's the worst. Where the fuck do I lean on at the bottom of a tidal wave of Chaos?

On nothing. On everything.

Every time I feel solid ground beneath my feet it gets ripped away. Water will do that to almost any structure.

But nevermind that shit. The point is you WANT solid ground. No matter how much you try to yearn for the gifts of Eris, no matter how much you "revel in the Chaos" (what horseshit), there's nothing as soothing as a rock to rock your woes away.

And She comes along and dashes your stoney dreams to dust. Well good.

Because she'll do it no matter what. And if you don't feel it crashing down on you it's only because you aren't paying attention. And if that's the case do FUCK OFF and be a Catholic, or a Hipster, or something.

I see Her everywhere.

I can count my blessings. Even if no one else wants them.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Telarus

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- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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