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OH SHIT ROGER

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 01, 2011, 06:14:51 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

December 01, 2011, 06:14:51 PM
YOU HAVE A COMPETITOR!

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QuoteThe Most Vicious Letter You Never Wrote (Portland)
Date: 2011-12-01, 9:55AM PST
Reply to: serv-6czw2-2730422863@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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The Good Reverend Roger

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December 01, 2011, 08:56:34 PM
That's okay, it's a growth industry.   :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 01, 2011, 09:09:23 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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