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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2011, 03:30:41 pm »
What the fuck, I'm on the other end of the world and I'm having no problems, I wonder could it be a dns issue, I'll have a look and see if I can find anything.

People using Opera can maybe check this for us on the other end of the ocean. If you got the status bar enabled (menu > toolbars > status bar), loading a webpage always goes like "connecting to remote host", "sending request" and then "completed request". And sometimes "receiving data" somewhere in between.

If it hangs/lags on "connecting", it's either DNS, the whole server is down or your connection is screwy.
If it hangs/lags on "sending request", it's the server being slow.
If it hangs/lags on "receiving data", it's your connection being slow or screwy.
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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2011, 03:43:59 pm »
...or alternatively, someone call Roto Rooter and enemize the interbutts.

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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2011, 06:46:27 pm »
The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know.  It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if  that makes any difference.

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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2011, 11:44:16 pm »
I'm using chrome, and my mobile phone as a modem, and I've got no problems. Opens a new tab in less than a second.
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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2011, 11:04:14 am »
The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know.  It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if  that makes any difference.

Waiting just means it's waiting. Not connecting, sending or receiving, just waiting. IE likes to do that, just to piss people off. Don't yell or curse, Windows' speech-to-text capabilities detect that and it just encourages it. My suggestion is to play some minesweeper until it's bored or gives up. Another trick is to not touch the keyboard and mouse for a couple of seconds, so it thinks you've gotten up from the computer and are going to get some coffee or something. It usually starts loading at the moment you'd otherwise reach the door.

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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2011, 10:01:22 pm »
Using Internet Explorer is like driving a Clockwork car. (A constant wind up)
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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2011, 04:56:47 pm »
The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know.  It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if  that makes any difference.

Waiting just means it's waiting. Not connecting, sending or receiving, just waiting. IE likes to do that, just to piss people off. Don't yell or curse, Windows' speech-to-text capabilities detect that and it just encourages it. My suggestion is to play some minesweeper until it's bored or gives up. Another trick is to not touch the keyboard and mouse for a couple of seconds, so it thinks you've gotten up from the computer and are going to get some coffee or something. It usually starts loading at the moment you'd otherwise reach the door.

Trust me, I got a Bachelor in Computer Science.

So what you're saying is, computers are utter bastards?

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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2011, 11:37:11 pm »
The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know.  It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if  that makes any difference.

Waiting just means it's waiting. Not connecting, sending or receiving, just waiting. IE likes to do that, just to piss people off. Don't yell or curse, Windows' speech-to-text capabilities detect that and it just encourages it. My suggestion is to play some minesweeper until it's bored or gives up. Another trick is to not touch the keyboard and mouse for a couple of seconds, so it thinks you've gotten up from the computer and are going to get some coffee or something. It usually starts loading at the moment you'd otherwise reach the door.

Trust me, I got a Bachelor in Computer Science.

So what you're saying is, computers are utter bastards?

And I spent many years in university studying on how to program them to be that way.
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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2011, 09:28:27 am »
Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.

On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.
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And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
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While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2011, 09:48:00 am »
Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.

On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.


Oh yeah I forgot about you. Pace yourself, don't work too quickly now.
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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2011, 10:22:38 am »
Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.

On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.


Oh yeah I forgot about you. Pace yourself, don't work too quickly now.
Post reported. Enjoy your ban troll.
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2011, 10:24:32 am »
Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.

On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.


Oh yeah I forgot about you. Pace yourself, don't work too quickly now.
Post reported. Enjoy your ban troll.

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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2011, 10:53:40 am »
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Re: THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2011, 11:52:00 am »
Faust, I think I speak for everyone when I say, we are sick of your shit. Imma PM the Mgt.

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« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2011, 12:10:00 pm »
Faust, I think I speak for everyone when I say, we are sick of your shit. Imma PM the Mgt.

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