THIS BOARD IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN DOGSHIT.

[Triple Zero]

What the fuck, I'm on the other end of the world and I'm having no problems, I wonder could it be a dns issue, I'll have a look and see if I can find anything.

People using Opera can maybe check this for us on the other end of the ocean. If you got the status bar enabled (menu > toolbars > status bar), loading a webpage always goes like "connecting to remote host", "sending request" and then "completed request". And sometimes "receiving data" somewhere in between.

If it hangs/lags on "connecting", it's either DNS, the whole server is down or your connection is screwy.
If it hangs/lags on "sending request", it's the server being slow.
If it hangs/lags on "receiving data", it's your connection being slow or screwy.

[Jenne]

...or alternatively, someone call Roto Rooter and enemize the interbutts.

[LMNO]

The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know.  It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if  that makes any difference.

[BadBeast]

I'm using chrome, and my mobile phone as a modem, and I've got no problems. Opens a new tab in less than a second.

[Triple Zero]

The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know.  It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if  that makes any difference.

Waiting just means it's waiting. Not connecting, sending or receiving, just waiting. IE likes to do that, just to piss people off. Don't yell or curse, Windows' speech-to-text capabilities detect that and it just encourages it. My suggestion is to play some minesweeper until it's bored or gives up. Another trick is to not touch the keyboard and mouse for a couple of seconds, so it thinks you've gotten up from the computer and are going to get some coffee or something. It usually starts loading at the moment you'd otherwise reach the door.

Trust me, I got a Bachelor in Computer Science.

[BadBeast]

Using Internet Explorer is like driving a Clockwork car. (A constant wind up)

[Freeky]

The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know.  It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if  that makes any difference.

Waiting just means it's waiting. Not connecting, sending or receiving, just waiting. IE likes to do that, just to piss people off. Don't yell or curse, Windows' speech-to-text capabilities detect that and it just encourages it. My suggestion is to play some minesweeper until it's bored or gives up. Another trick is to not touch the keyboard and mouse for a couple of seconds, so it thinks you've gotten up from the computer and are going to get some coffee or something. It usually starts loading at the moment you'd otherwise reach the door.

Trust me, I got a Bachelor in Computer Science.

So what you're saying is, computers are utter bastards?

[Triple Zero]

The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know.  It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if  that makes any difference.

Waiting just means it's waiting. Not connecting, sending or receiving, just waiting. IE likes to do that, just to piss people off. Don't yell or curse, Windows' speech-to-text capabilities detect that and it just encourages it. My suggestion is to play some minesweeper until it's bored or gives up. Another trick is to not touch the keyboard and mouse for a couple of seconds, so it thinks you've gotten up from the computer and are going to get some coffee or something. It usually starts loading at the moment you'd otherwise reach the door.

Trust me, I got a Bachelor in Computer Science.

So what you're saying is, computers are utter bastards?

And I spent many years in university studying on how to program them to be that way.

[DECI4]

Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.

On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.

[Faust]

Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.

On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.

Oh yeah I forgot about you. Pace yourself, don't work too quickly now.

[DECI4]

Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.

On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.

Oh yeah I forgot about you. Pace yourself, don't work too quickly now.

Post reported. Enjoy your ban troll.

[Faust]

Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.

On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.

Oh yeah I forgot about you. Pace yourself, don't work too quickly now.

Post reported. Enjoy your ban troll.

I've had reported posts marked as spam for years.

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[Phox]

Faust, I think I speak for everyone when I say, we are sick of your shit. Imma PM the Mgt.

[Faust]

Faust, I think I speak for everyone when I say, we are sick of your shit. Imma PM the Mgt.

I suppose I had it coming, will I have to turn in my badge and my gun?