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are we all gay

Started by haileris, October 11, 2004, 04:56:32 AM

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Horab Fibslager

i like women. and yet i hate women.

what with them always flaunting their bits and bobs in front of me. damnit, gimme some o that.

i have a hairy ass, and as such am implicitly a manly man. i'm chockful of grit and eat iron ore for breakfast with a hot cup of motor oil, for the wake me up.
Hell is other people.

Bella

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Horab Fibslager

uh, yah, you know, the birds and the trees adn the flowers and the bees.

you know those things the good lady put on yalls' chests to hang hats on.
Hell is other people.

Demon Seed #three

:shock: very manly!

The man quiz:

is your only love in life your beefed up camaro, in which you spend every extra minute working on and your hard earned pennies on parts for it?

Do you drive 400 miles for "better" pornographic material?

is your favorite band Staind or puddle of mudd?

have you ever traded in your GF for a newer model?

is your favorite shirt logo ask me about my penis, or I love my weiner?

Do you feel lesbians are the enemy? ( if they were straight, I'd have more booty to hit)

Do you have a tattoo of grave stones one that reads no love in life? how 'bout a man being hung off a building with his friends laughing?

do you fear produce?
"like glue on an envelope, if you lick your wounds too long, you are slowly poisioned." The duchess Demonica

"somewhere between Hollywood and its pretty happiness and an anguish so infinite it's anybody's guess is a place where people are all teachers and this just one long class and that ass will get you nowhere tonight
there's a dusty old dust storm on mars they say
so tonight you can't see it too clear, still i stood in line to look through their telescope looked like a distant ship light as seen from a foggy pier, and i know that i was warned still it was not what i hoped, yeah i know that i was warned
still it was not what i hoped
i think i'm done gunnin to get closer to some imagined bliss i gotta knuckle down just be ok with this 'course that star struck girl is already someone i miss"

Horab Fibslager

Quote from: Demon seed#three:shock: very manly!

The man quiz:

is your only love in life your beefed up camaro, in which you spend every extra minute working on and your hard earned pennies on parts for it?

Do you drive 400 miles for "better" pornographic material?

is your favorite band Staind or puddle of mudd?

have you ever traded in your GF for a newer model?

is your favorite shirt logo ask me about my penis, or I love my weiner?

Do you feel lesbians are the enemy? ( if they were straight, I'd have more booty to hit)

Do you have a tattoo of grave stones one that reads no love in life? how 'bout a man being hung off a building with his friends laughing?

do you fear produce?

hey don't getusmanly types mixed inwith the "depressingly afraid i'm gay so i paint my finger nails and masturabte over my rust bucket" set. tho camaros are nice cars when done up right, the fact is few manly men are rich enough to do any car "up right" on account were all workign slobs who  spend all our free money on beer, dope and possibly video games. but mostly beer and dope.
Hell is other people.

Horab Fibslager

i just read the lyrics for the song lola by the kinks. i'm not the world's most emotional guy, but it made me cry...

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Hell is other people.

Bella

I actually always got a kick out of the song....but I can't say it ever made cry.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

On only a slighly related note, a female friend of mine has a shirt that says, "Why, yes!  I would like a mustache ride for 5 cents!"

That always cracks me up.

gnimbley

Quote from: Demon seed#threedo you fear produce?

I fear gm produce.

Felix

I fear no plant.  Except maybe catnip.  That will require further interrogation.

Malaul

what kinda cat ar eyou to not like catnip?



and as for my sexuality
it doesnt matter if the person is male or female, just as their energy flows well with mine
I can handle either an innie or an outtie

Im not sure which I prefer as for gender they each have good and bad points
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

LMNO

I've had a few boyfriends.  But mostly, I prefer sex with women.  Not that I'd say no to making out w/ a hot guy...

Pope Lucifer KSC

Quote from: horab fibslageri'm a masculinst lesbian in a hairy man's body.

Ditto
"If life deals you a bad hand...cheat"
-Great Teacher Onizuka

BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Verthaine

I consider myself heteroflexible.I prefer women,but if he's good looking  and extemely feminine,well........
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
Omni-Belevolent Poly- Father of Hedonism In Black of The Erisian Holy City of the Discordian Parish of New Orleans.

Goddess-Son of Sssbela,Prophetess of Doom

Pastor of the Church of Eris,New Orleans