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Started by haileris, October 11, 2004, 04:56:32 AM

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NOIDS CAN NOT HAVE SEX WITH DOODLES!!!


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Quote from: MalaulREmember
NOIDS CAN NOT HAVE SEX WITH DOODLES!!!



Ok...but if they did and they they had offspring, would those offspring be Noodles?

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Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 25, 2004, 05:17:50 AM
Quote from: MalaulREmember
NOIDS CAN NOT HAVE SEX WITH DOODLES!!!



Ok...but if they did and they they had offspring, would those offspring be Noodles?

8)


....Calling RWHNs seal.

Oh, and BUMP, because my demands have not yet been met.

shadowfurry23

 Sexual orientation is determined partly by genetics and partly by environment, in my experience.  A lot of folks (most?) are a little bi, but culturally loathe to admit it.  Some people just don't fancy one gender or the other, more's the pity.

I decided to start sleeping with guys near the end of university.  My preferences lean towards girls, but I can have fun with a guy I fancy.  Naturally I started getting  laid a lot more - guys are easy, all guys know this.  That's why gay guys fuck like bunnies (quite a lot of them anyway); also though when you've tied up a lot of your identity into who you sleep with (as many gay folks do after having had to repress it much of their lives) you naturally gravitate towards doing that a lot.

I'm too goddamn lazy to be 'metrosexual' - fucking stupid term anyway.

Sexuality aside, I rather enjoy gay culture.  I try to make the Toronto Pride parade when I can (and I take my kid too) - it's a riot, full of awesome.  MC Frontalot expressed it best: I Heart Fags
This play, however, is an affirmation of life—not an attempt to bring order out of chaos nor to suggest improvements in creation, but simply a way of waking up to the very life we're living, which is so excellent once one gets one's mind and one's desires out of its way and lets it act of its own accord. - John Cage

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Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2008, 03:44:29 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 25, 2004, 05:17:50 AM
Quote from: MalaulREmember
NOIDS CAN NOT HAVE SEX WITH DOODLES!!!



Ok...but if they did and they they had offspring, would those offspring be Noodles?

8)


....Calling RWHNs seal.

Oh, and BUMP, because my demands have not yet been met.

:cry:

Why Payne?  Why?

hooplala

Quote from: shadowfurry23 on November 26, 2008, 05:10:32 PM
Sexual orientation is determined partly by genetics and partly by environment, in my experience.  A lot of folks (most?) are a little bi, but culturally loathe to admit it.  Some people just don't fancy one gender or the other, more's the pity.

I decided to start sleeping with guys near the end of university.  My preferences lean towards girls, but I can have fun with a guy I fancy.  Naturally I started getting  laid a lot more - guys are easy, all guys know this.  That's why gay guys fuck like bunnies (quite a lot of them anyway); also though when you've tied up a lot of your identity into who you sleep with (as many gay folks do after having had to repress it much of their lives) you naturally gravitate towards doing that a lot.

I'm too goddamn lazy to be 'metrosexual' - fucking stupid term anyway.

Sexuality aside, I rather enjoy gay culture.  I try to make the Toronto Pride parade when I can (and I take my kid too) - it's a riot, full of awesome.  MC Frontalot expressed it best: I Heart Fags

So, when did you start dressing up like H.R. Pufenstuf?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: BAWHEED on November 26, 2008, 05:56:39 PM
Quote from: shadowfurry23 on November 26, 2008, 05:10:32 PM
Sexual orientation is determined partly by genetics and partly by environment, in my experience.  A lot of folks (most?) are a little bi, but culturally loathe to admit it.  Some people just don't fancy one gender or the other, more's the pity.

I decided to start sleeping with guys near the end of university.  My preferences lean towards girls, but I can have fun with a guy I fancy.  Naturally I started getting  laid a lot more - guys are easy, all guys know this.  That's why gay guys fuck like bunnies (quite a lot of them anyway); also though when you've tied up a lot of your identity into who you sleep with (as many gay folks do after having had to repress it much of their lives) you naturally gravitate towards doing that a lot.

I'm too goddamn lazy to be 'metrosexual' - fucking stupid term anyway.

Sexuality aside, I rather enjoy gay culture.  I try to make the Toronto Pride parade when I can (and I take my kid too) - it's a riot, full of awesome.  MC Frontalot expressed it best: I Heart Fags

So, when did you start dressing up like H.R. Pufenstuf?

'Cause he's your friend when things get rough?

shadowfurry23

Quote from: BAWHEED on November 26, 2008, 05:56:39 PM
Quote from: shadowfurry23 on November 26, 2008, 05:10:32 PM
Sexual orientation is determined partly by genetics and partly by environment, in my experience.  A lot of folks (most?) are a little bi, but culturally loathe to admit it.  Some people just don't fancy one gender or the other, more's the pity.

I decided to start sleeping with guys near the end of university.  My preferences lean towards girls, but I can have fun with a guy I fancy.  Naturally I started getting  laid a lot more - guys are easy, all guys know this.  That's why gay guys fuck like bunnies (quite a lot of them anyway); also though when you've tied up a lot of your identity into who you sleep with (as many gay folks do after having had to repress it much of their lives) you naturally gravitate towards doing that a lot.

I'm too goddamn lazy to be 'metrosexual' - fucking stupid term anyway.

Sexuality aside, I rather enjoy gay culture.  I try to make the Toronto Pride parade when I can (and I take my kid too) - it's a riot, full of awesome.  MC Frontalot expressed it best: I Heart Fags

So, when did you start dressing up like H.R. Pufenstuf?

  No no no, I started dressing up and puffin' stuff...

This play, however, is an affirmation of life—not an attempt to bring order out of chaos nor to suggest improvements in creation, but simply a way of waking up to the very life we're living, which is so excellent once one gets one's mind and one's desires out of its way and lets it act of its own accord. - John Cage

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: shadowfurry23 on November 26, 2008, 05:10:32 PM
Sexual orientation is determined partly by genetics and partly by environment, in my experience.  A lot of folks (most?) are a little bi, but culturally loathe to admit it.  Some people just don't fancy one gender or the other, more's the pity.

I decided to start sleeping with guys near the end of university.  My preferences lean towards girls, but I can have fun with a guy I fancy.  Naturally I started getting  laid a lot more - guys are easy, all guys know this.  That's why gay guys fuck like bunnies (quite a lot of them anyway); also though when you've tied up a lot of your identity into who you sleep with (as many gay folks do after having had to repress it much of their lives) you naturally gravitate towards doing that a lot.

I'm too goddamn lazy to be 'metrosexual' - fucking stupid term anyway.

Sexuality aside, I rather enjoy gay culture.  I try to make the Toronto Pride parade when I can (and I take my kid too) - it's a riot, full of awesome.  MC Frontalot expressed it best: I Heart Fags

WHAT THE FUCK, YOU SAID FAG, SHUT UP HOMOPHOBE! YOU'RE A RACIST ANTISEMITIC REPUBLICAN HYPOCRITE!
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Quote from: Faust on November 26, 2008, 06:05:45 PM
I am as far beyond your limited perceptions of sexuality, as they are beyond you.

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Quote from: OPTIMUS PINECONE on November 26, 2008, 07:43:26 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 26, 2008, 06:05:45 PM
I am as far beyond your limited perceptions of sexuality, as they are beyond you.

     Like Morrissey?

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