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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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NO MESSAGE?

Started by Enrico Salazar, December 01, 2011, 10:14:14 PM

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Jenne

#15
December 02, 2011, 06:22:08 PM
Enrico is returned!

O frabjous day!

Methought you were Qadaffi's double and accidentally got butt-raped by the Libyan mobs.  But then I saw they had the real Qadaffi on ice for a few days before they put him 6' feet under, so I figured you'd just be hiding out till it was safe.

Rod Stewart

#16
December 02, 2011, 08:01:57 PM
Mr. Salazar!  You and I should sit down for a drink or twelve. 

East Coast Hustle

#17
December 02, 2011, 08:42:49 PM
I sent you a message scrawled across the forehead of a serbian hooker.

It's hardly my fault you never look them in the face.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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