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UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD

Started by fanglekai, December 02, 2011, 06:11:27 PM

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infinityshock

Quote from: Science me, babby on December 08, 2011, 11:27:10 PM


unless your intentions are for before- and after-seks cleanup, neither one of those makes very good lube.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

infinityshock


Anna Mae Bollocks

AW, wishful thinking!
A starving calf wouldn't put his mouth on your junk, moron.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

infinityshock

granted your mother certainly has the physique of a cow, but he had no objections to putting my junk into his mouth.  and several of his other orifices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Pssst, Stella... read the OM:F thread.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Aww. I thought this was going to be about a schwarzenegger movie....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: infinityshock on December 09, 2011, 02:14:19 AM
granted your mother certainly has the physique of a cow, but he had no objections to putting my junk into his mouth.  and several of his other orifices.

That wasn't my mom, it was your little sister.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

BadBeast

And I think she was already filled to the gills with monkey custard.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

infinityshock

Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2011, 04:36:46 PM
Mind you, I'm not talking apocalyptic crazy. I'm talking CRAZY crazy. Like some supreme batshittery is going to go down.

I'm picking up the sense that there are a lot of tightly-wound crazy people out there, and they're going to start snapping.

theres a psychological term for that.  its called 'transference'.  ask your therapist about it.

infinityshock

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 09, 2011, 03:26:33 PM
That wasn't my mom, it was your little sister.


trying to deny it doesnt change the fact your mother is the proud recipient of several gallons of my happy sauce

rong

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

notathing

Quote from: infinityshock on December 10, 2011, 04:41:14 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2011, 04:36:46 PM
Mind you, I'm not talking apocalyptic crazy. I'm talking CRAZY crazy. Like some supreme batshittery is going to go down.

I'm picking up the sense that there are a lot of tightly-wound crazy people out there, and they're going to start snapping.

theres a psychological term for that.  its called 'transference'.  ask your therapist about it.

why do you need to condescend, man?