Author Topic: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD  (Read 37467 times)

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Re: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #210 on: December 09, 2011, 01:45:15 am »


unless your intentions are for before- and after-seks cleanup, neither one of those makes very good lube.

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Re: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #211 on: December 09, 2011, 01:56:29 am »
You would know, moron.
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Re: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #212 on: December 09, 2011, 02:04:06 am »
i certainly would, cock sucker

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Re: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #213 on: December 09, 2011, 02:07:44 am »
AW, wishful thinking!
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Re: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #214 on: December 09, 2011, 02:14:19 am »
granted your mother certainly has the physique of a cow, but he had no objections to putting my junk into his mouth.  and several of his other orifices.

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« Reply #215 on: December 09, 2011, 02:31:30 am »
Pssst, Stella... read the OM:F thread.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #216 on: December 09, 2011, 05:03:03 am »
Aww. I thought this was going to be about a schwarzenegger movie....
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Re: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #217 on: December 09, 2011, 10:59:20 am »
Still could be. 'Carpe Filimenti'.
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Re: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #218 on: December 09, 2011, 03:23:52 pm »
Pssst, Stella... read the OM:F thread.

 :lulz: Let's see what happens.
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Re: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #219 on: December 09, 2011, 03:26:33 pm »
granted your mother certainly has the physique of a cow, but he had no objections to putting my junk into his mouth.  and several of his other orifices.

That wasn't my mom, it was your little sister.
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Re: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #220 on: December 09, 2011, 05:55:04 pm »
And I think she was already filled to the gills with monkey custard.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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« Reply #221 on: December 10, 2011, 04:41:14 am »
Mind you, I'm not talking apocalyptic crazy. I'm talking CRAZY crazy. Like some supreme batshittery is going to go down.

I'm picking up the sense that there are a lot of tightly-wound crazy people out there, and they're going to start snapping.

theres a psychological term for that.  its called 'transference'.  ask your therapist about it.

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Re: UNLIMITED T2 APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #222 on: December 10, 2011, 04:46:45 am »
That wasn't my mom, it was your little sister.


trying to deny it doesnt change the fact your mother is the proud recipient of several gallons of my happy sauce

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Re: Can you feel it?
« Reply #223 on: December 10, 2011, 06:40:50 am »
snap
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« Reply #224 on: December 10, 2011, 06:48:28 am »
Mind you, I'm not talking apocalyptic crazy. I'm talking CRAZY crazy. Like some supreme batshittery is going to go down.

I'm picking up the sense that there are a lot of tightly-wound crazy people out there, and they're going to start snapping.

theres a psychological term for that.  its called 'transference'.  ask your therapist about it.

why do you need to condescend, man?