Official Retraction Thread

[Freeky]

I'd like to retract about 98% of my posts, especially the Taylor Swift lyrics.

I don't think terrorism is retractable, Mang.

Then we march on a road of saccharine, vapid, country-lite pop tunes with poor intonation!!!!!!!!

THIS IS AMERICA!!!
   /

[infinityshock]

And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>

youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>

youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.

Who hasn't fucked a cat?  I mean, some people don't want to admit it, but that's because they're uptight.  You know you'd hit that shit.

[BadBeast]

I forced a Cat to fuck a Bailiff once. (Just the once though)

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And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>

youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.

Who hasn't fucked a cat?  I mean, some people don't want to admit it, but that's because they're uptight.  You know you'd hit that shit.

[Luna]

And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>

youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.

Who hasn't fucked a cat?  I mean, some people don't want to admit it, but that's because they're uptight.  You know you'd hit that shit.

[Suu]

THE FUCK.

[infinityshock]

And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>

youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.

Who hasn't fucked a cat?  I mean, some people don't want to admit it, but that's because they're uptight.  You know you'd hit that shit.

theres nothing wrong with fucking cats.  pussy is pussy.

i said nothing about fucking them...hence the shriveled wang reference.  when said shriveled wang is flailing in the wind it is like a piece of string the kittys enjoy playing with like a piece of string.

[Mangrove]

Pic analysis:

Person in red baseball cap is Italian. She says: Hey fatta lady....you no eata no more-a pizza!

[Disco Pickle]

I'd like to formally apologize for all of those times I thought I knew what the fuck I was talking about.  That was clearly a mistake that could have had grave consequences for other humans had I been in any sort of position of "authority" that would have allowed me to spread further the shit that comes out of my head, and I thank the world at large for not holding me down and using a toilet plunger on my mouth.  I retract it all.  Even the funny stuff, as much as it pains me.

That and for shaving my cat that time.  Sure, he looked funny with a razorback hawk on his head and down to his tail, but animal cruelty can take many forms, even the seemingly benign and visually hilarious.

I'd also like to apologize for the entirety of "Twilight" and all it has caused.  Someone should have stopped it.  I should have done more to stop it.  It, and The Black Eyed Peas.

I just looked back up at the thread topic and remembered this isn't an apologies thread.

Given that, I would like to retract all of the above.

[East Coast Hustle]

That time I said it wasn't REALLY that bad?

Yeah. I'd like to retract that.

[AFK]

[AFK]

OFUK, I thought this was the official refraction thread.

Consider this my retraction of the refraction. 

[Triple Zero]

I'd like to retract my fingernails, just like a cat. That's be so cool.

Or my head, like Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[AFK]

I retract my model railroad.

Because the cat fucked it up.