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Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2011, 07:56:12 pm »
Oh good GOD.  :x
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2011, 07:56:38 pm »
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If you dont want to go out again, that I request that you call me and make a sincere apology for leading me on (i.e., giving me mixed signals). In my opinion, you shouldnt act that way toward a man and then not go out with him again. Its bad to play with your hair so much and make so much eye contact if youre not interested in going out with me again.
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2011, 07:57:27 pm »
In addition, Im both a right-brain and left-brain man, given that Im both an investment manager and a philosopher/writer. Thats a unique characteristic; most people arent like that'


AKK is that YUO??

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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2011, 08:01:39 pm »
This shit is reinforcing my choice for a year of celibacy.
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2011, 08:17:42 pm »
Yeah.

This is the kind of shit we have to put up with.

Did I ever post the emails I got from Crazytown v1.0 this summer? They were wow.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2011, 09:12:54 pm »
Guys with Dunning-Kruger always do the worst mansplaining. Ung.
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2011, 09:15:12 pm »
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According to the internet, youre 33 or 32, so, at least from my point of view, were a good match in terms of age. I could name more things that we have in common, but Ill stop here. I dont understand why you apparently dont want to go out with me again. We have numerous things in common.  No doubt you enjoy men sticking their finger in your ear.

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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2011, 09:16:29 pm »
But seriously, "I'm going to spend 1500 words insulting you for being a cocktease, now lets go on a second date" doesn't actually work unless you're paying for her company.  And not even then, if she has standards.

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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2011, 09:19:40 pm »
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Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2011, 09:20:26 pm »
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According to the internet, youre 33 or 32, so, at least from my point of view, were a good match in terms of age. I could name more things that we have in common, but Ill stop here. I dont understand why you apparently dont want to go out with me again. We have numerous things in common.  No doubt you enjoy men sticking their finger in your ear.

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God damn it. I totally fell for it, and had to read the entire thing AGAIN.  :argh!:
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2011, 09:45:24 pm »
I would have replied with TL;DR. Because a 1600 word email is just excessive.

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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2011, 09:52:59 pm »
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According to the internet, youre 33 or 32, so, at least from my point of view, were a good match in terms of age. I could name more things that we have in common, but Ill stop here. I dont understand why you apparently dont want to go out with me again. We have numerous things in common.  No doubt you enjoy men sticking their finger in your ear.

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God damn it. I totally fell for it, and had to read the entire thing AGAIN.  :argh!:

It's actually a reference to this: http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/55

(If you want the backstory.)
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2011, 02:44:16 am »
Yeah.

This is the kind of shit we have to put up with.

Did I ever post the emails I got from Crazytown v1.0 this summer? They were wow.

I can't remember.  You should post them and see!

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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2011, 02:45:49 am »
Yeah.

This is the kind of shit we have to put up with.

Did I ever post the emails I got from Crazytown v1.0 this summer? They were wow.

I can't remember.  You should post them and see!

Holy shit. Let me see if I can find them.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.