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#15
December 12, 2011, 12:56:08 AM
I want to know if he yelled out your name in the heat of passion or if he just yelled "I SURRENDER!" over and over.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#16
December 12, 2011, 01:03:34 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 12, 2011, 12:56:08 AM
I want to know if he yelled out your name in the heat of passion or if he just yelled "I SURRENDER!" over and over.

Dude, I'm Italian. I told him where the Pope really belongs.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#17
December 12, 2011, 02:35:32 AM
Also, I have to admit that I went back and looked at the map again, because last night I had a dream in which I slept with a 22 year old Polish paraplegic. No, I don't know why, but he looked similar to my Czech friend Martin whom I knew in Florida. Total blond hair/blue eyed smoking hot Balt.

I must be SERIOUSLY sexually frustrated if I dream of screwing a young Pollock cripple. Seriously, WTF?

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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