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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #45 on: December 08, 2011, 04:02:55 am »
How does this align with Nigel's revelation about Mr Language's "all men are deviant fucks" fallacy?

We aren't deviant.  We just aren't as advertised.  We do not in fact - as Nigel says - "do exactly what it says on the label".

Women know this, of course, and yet there's this weird social fiction that everyone chooses to agree on.

Not all men are deviant fucks.  (The fact that I can say and believe that, despite the bullshit with NYEX, is a testament to my male friends, some of whom are truly awesome.)

However, as I have heard it said, and have repeated, they were given two heads, and there doesn't seem to be enough blood in the fucking world for the poor bastards to run both at once.

That sort of reaches equilibrium at some point.  Or so I am told.
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #46 on: December 08, 2011, 04:09:18 am »
I'm not even looking for normal.

I'm just looking for a particular brand of weird, and I can't seem to find it.

So.

When's the last time you got a really good look at THE WALL?  Because I know your brand of weird, and you ain't gonna find it at some hippie ass gallery opening.

I don't think I'm gonna find it at all, actually.
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #47 on: December 08, 2011, 04:10:42 am »
I'm not even looking for normal.

I'm just looking for a particular brand of weird, and I can't seem to find it.

So.

When's the last time you got a really good look at THE WALL?  Because I know your brand of weird, and you ain't gonna find it at some hippie ass gallery opening.

I don't think I'm gonna find it at all, actually.

Not if you keep looking in the same places, no.

I am in danger of forming a rant on this subject.  I can feel it rubbing against the back of my sinus cavities.
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #48 on: December 08, 2011, 04:11:31 am »
I'm not even looking for normal.

I'm just looking for a particular brand of weird, and I can't seem to find it.

So.

When's the last time you got a really good look at THE WALL?  Because I know your brand of weird, and you ain't gonna find it at some hippie ass gallery opening.

I don't think I'm gonna find it at all, actually.

Not if you keep looking in the same places, no.

I am in danger of forming a rant on this subject.  I can feel it rubbing against the back of my sinus cavities.

Should we poke at it more, or let it bubble until you are able to hork it up?

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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2011, 04:12:50 am »
Question: How far is it reasonable to go outside of one's normal territory to search for some new blood?

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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #50 on: December 08, 2011, 04:12:59 am »
I'm not even looking for normal.

I'm just looking for a particular brand of weird, and I can't seem to find it.

So.

When's the last time you got a really good look at THE WALL?  Because I know your brand of weird, and you ain't gonna find it at some hippie ass gallery opening.

I don't think I'm gonna find it at all, actually.

Not if you keep looking in the same places, no.

I am in danger of forming a rant on this subject.  I can feel it rubbing against the back of my sinus cavities.

Should we poke at it more, or let it bubble until you are able to hork it up?

I'm going to go to bed and choke on snot.  In the morning, the rant will be ready.

This is what we Holy MenTM do when we can't get into satori.  It's like cheating.  
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #51 on: December 08, 2011, 04:12:59 am »
I'm not even looking for normal.

I'm just looking for a particular brand of weird, and I can't seem to find it.

So.

When's the last time you got a really good look at THE WALL?  Because I know your brand of weird, and you ain't gonna find it at some hippie ass gallery opening.

I don't think I'm gonna find it at all, actually.

Not if you keep looking in the same places, no.

I am in danger of forming a rant on this subject.  I can feel it rubbing against the back of my sinus cavities.

There aren't any more places for me to go. I'm stuck in this town, and I've seen about all it has.
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #52 on: December 08, 2011, 04:13:09 am »
I'm not even looking for normal.

I'm just looking for a particular brand of weird, and I can't seem to find it.

So.

When's the last time you got a really good look at THE WALL?  Because I know your brand of weird, and you ain't gonna find it at some hippie ass gallery opening.

I don't think I'm gonna find it at all, actually.

Just yesterday, I was told by a guy friend of mine that he believes that there's, "Someone for everyone".

Then, for a split second, I thought..."Holy shit. Maybe, just maybe, there someone I will willingly date, that won't turn into a total fuckwad, and I'll MARRY him. For keeps."

Then I wanted my split second back.
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #53 on: December 08, 2011, 04:15:12 am »
I'm not even looking for normal.

I'm just looking for a particular brand of weird, and I can't seem to find it.

So.

When's the last time you got a really good look at THE WALL?  Because I know your brand of weird, and you ain't gonna find it at some hippie ass gallery opening.

I don't think I'm gonna find it at all, actually.

Not if you keep looking in the same places, no.

I am in danger of forming a rant on this subject.  I can feel it rubbing against the back of my sinus cavities.

There aren't any more places for me to go. I'm stuck in this town, and I've seen about all it has.

Balls.  There are millions of freaks in Portland.  All you have to do is screen out the lesser specimens, much as the screen in the shower stall floor traps all the horrible pounds of hair.  All that gets through is filthy water covered in funk.

And that's what we have to find for you.  Filthy goodness, covered in funk.

I think my pills are more effective when I'm sick, by the way.  Just saying.
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #54 on: December 08, 2011, 04:16:04 am »

Just yesterday, I was told by a guy friend of mine that he believes that there's, "Someone for everyone".


That would mean that Enki might some day breed.

As a believer in a higher power, I refute this.
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« Reply #55 on: December 08, 2011, 04:16:18 am »
You're on a fucking roll, tonight, Rog. :)
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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #56 on: December 08, 2011, 04:17:11 am »
How does this align with Nigel's revelation about Mr Language's "all men are deviant fucks" fallacy?

We aren't deviant.  We just aren't as advertised.  We do not in fact - as Nigel says - "do exactly what it says on the label".

Women know this, of course, and yet there's this weird social fiction that everyone chooses to agree on.

Not all men are deviant fucks.  (The fact that I can say and believe that, despite the bullshit with NYEX, is a testament to my male friends, some of whom are truly awesome.)

However, as I have heard it said, and have repeated, they were given two heads, and there doesn't seem to be enough blood in the fucking world for the poor bastards to run both at once.

That sort of reaches equilibrium at some point.  Or so I am told.

Dunno, myself, but it's a good working theory, anyway.

Been trying to figure out if I'm ready to start shopping around...  I dunno, yet.
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« Reply #57 on: December 08, 2011, 04:17:30 am »
You're on a fucking roll, tonight, Rog. :)

I'm fucking looped, is what it is.

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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #58 on: December 08, 2011, 04:17:55 am »
Suckers. If you want a permanent Other in your life, you have to give up the Illusion that you can still live as an individual.

Companionship is a fucking STRUGGLE. Get used to it.

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Re: Hey look, I'm not the only one....
« Reply #59 on: December 08, 2011, 04:18:04 am »

I think my pills are more effective when I'm sick, by the way.  Just saying.

I think so, too. :lulz: