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Started by Pope Lecherous, December 08, 2011, 06:08:32 AM

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Pope Lecherous

December 08, 2011, 06:08:32 AM
carry on
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

Sir Squid Diddimus

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December 08, 2011, 07:21:28 AM
NO











wut.

Triple Zero

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December 08, 2011, 07:27:59 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 08, 2011, 07:21:28 AM
wut.

triplezero@triplezero-netbook:~/documents/discordia$ ddate
Today is Boomtime, the 50th day of The Aftermath in the YOLD 3177
Celebrate Afflux

^^^ thut.

is one of the 23 yearly official discordian holydays. I dunno what it's for though.
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Pæs

#3
December 08, 2011, 07:29:30 AM




HAPPY AFFLECKS

Triple Zero

#4
December 08, 2011, 07:30:24 AM
Personally I always liked the days of the week in the Discordian Calender best.

TODAY IS BOOMTIME !! :D

and another day is "setting Orange"

IMO the holydays are comparatively boring.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Pope Lecherous

#5
December 08, 2011, 07:47:45 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 08, 2011, 07:30:24 AM
Personally I always liked the days of the week in the Discordian Calender best.

TODAY IS BOOMTIME !! :D

and another day is "setting Orange"

IMO the holydays are comparatively boring.

I like how the names of the days of the week invoke the senses.  I'll definitely be celebrating tonight and straight through the weekend.  Why not?  Cheers.
--- War to the knife, knife to the hilt.

Cramulus

#6
December 08, 2011, 02:16:23 PM
Happy Afflux!

Aftermath plays a big part in my Discordia. Specifically, the Aftermath of Bureaucracy. That's why Bureauflux and Afflux are my two favorites, conceptually. In practice, my favorite Discordian holyday is MOOSEMAS.

Suu

#7
December 08, 2011, 04:21:36 PM
And it is Moosemas season!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

#8
December 08, 2011, 04:25:35 PM
My goal for this year's Moosemas is to not run out of champagne.

In past years, this has been a challenge.

This year I think we're going to DEEP FRY.

I am incredibly curious what a deep-fried waffle would taste like.

Suu

#9
December 08, 2011, 04:26:32 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 08, 2011, 04:25:35 PM
My goal for this year's Moosemas is to not run out of champagne.

In past years, this has been a challenge.

This year I think we're going to DEEP FRY.

I am incredibly curious what a deep-fried waffle would taste like.

DELICIOUS.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
December 08, 2011, 04:38:14 PM
GROSS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#11
December 08, 2011, 04:40:44 PM
I taste delicious when I'm deep fried.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Luna

#12
December 08, 2011, 04:42:02 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 04:40:44 PM
I taste delicious when I'm deep fried.

I'll bet!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#13
December 08, 2011, 05:48:37 PM
And then Waffle Iron was a Schmoo.   :cry:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#14
December 08, 2011, 05:56:04 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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