Rick Perry is STRONG.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This just in: Rick Perry's main pollster/strategist is gay.

http://www.towleroad.com/2011/12/gay-conservatives-out-rick-perrys-top-pollster-tony-fabrizio-infuriated-over-anti-gay-ad.html

(But the ad wasn't his idea, and he voiced objections to it early on. He's still working for Perry though)  

Wow, what an asshole.

[Cramulus]

3,896 likes, 180,413 dislikes

the MAINSTREAM MEDIA INTERNET HATES FREEDOM

[Kai]

A response from Zinnia Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOjAGUAIVw

Unfortunately, she forgot to say, "And I endorse this message."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

A response from Zinnia Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOjAGUAIVw

Unfortunately, she forgot to say, "And I endorse this message."

Ouch.

[Freeky]

A response from Zinnia Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOjAGUAIVw

Unfortunately, she forgot to say, "And I endorse this message."

I like her.

[Kai]

A response from Zinnia Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOjAGUAIVw

Unfortunately, she forgot to say, "And I endorse this message."

I like her.

She's both classy and stylish, and enjoys kicking homophobes, racists, misogynists and fundamentalists in the nuts. What's not to like?

[Freeky]

A response from Zinnia Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOjAGUAIVw

Unfortunately, she forgot to say, "And I endorse this message."

I like her.

She's both classy and stylish, and enjoys kicking homophobes, racists, misogynists and fundamentalists in the nuts. What's not to like?

Nothing, it sounds like! 

[Pæs]

It's up to us to save Christmas.

SEEMS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOT SOME ASSPLAININ' TO DO.

[Kai]

There won't be any Christmas this year.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

There won't be any Christmas this year.

That fat fucker is slacking off AGAIN?

[Freeky]

There won't be any Christmas this year.

That fat fucker is slacking off AGAIN?

Christmas is cancelled because the gays and the government are in cahoots.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

There won't be any Christmas this year.

That fat fucker is slacking off AGAIN?

Christmas is cancelled because the gays and the government are in cahoots.

No worries.  A little girl and her witty forest friends will save the day.

[Freeky]

It's up to us to save Christmas.

SEEMS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOT SOME ASSPLAININ' TO DO.

I seem to recall having demands that weren't met.  Somewhere.

Revenge rides a slow horse, sir.

There won't be any Christmas this year.

That fat fucker is slacking off AGAIN?

Christmas is cancelled because the gays and the government are in cahoots.

No worries.  A little girl and her witty forest friends will save the day.

The horror.


The horror.

[Kai]

There won't be any Christmas this year.

That fat fucker is slacking off AGAIN?

Mr. Claus is an unfortunate case, Roger.

I mean, the man is hundreds of years old, and health care isn't getting cheaper. Plus, his sleigh just hasn't been the same since Rudolf was confiscated for suspected terrorism at an international checkpoint. Last word has it that he's rotting away without trial in Guantanimo, since he and the rest of the reindeer are Canadian, which means they aren't real Americans.

And if you remember last year, the elves went on strike. They've been trying to unionize for centuries, but they finally marched on 101 St. Nicolas Dr. with automatic weapons, and Mr. Claus was forced to give in to their demands. He never had to pay them anymore, they were basically serfs; now they all immigrated to the US and work at Walmart. You might have seen some of them, but confused them with children.

And then there's global warming. He's had to install barbed wire fences to keep the polar bears out. Poor guy. I've heard he has a heart condition too.

[Pæs]

I seem to recall having demands that weren't met.  Somewhere.

Revenge rides a slow horse, sir.

Bullshit. There's more to it than that.
I managed to get my hands on a pre-special-effects copy of this ad.



A voice-over to modify the message and a little tampering with the face isn't enough to fool me.
Explain yourself.