Worldwide dick measuring contest

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Hungarians have the smallest penises, in this study based on self-reports:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/12/penis_size_around_the_world.php

Americans self-report at 5.1 inches, lol.

[Faust]

Explains a lot really.

[Suu]

You mean Hungarians have the largest, unless you were being facetious.

Goddamn Magyars.


Lithuania provided no data, that means that they broke their rulers.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

You mean Hungarians have the largest, unless you were being facetious.

I'll take your word for it.





(Walked into that one, didn't you?)

[Suu]

Yep.

But after looking at the map, I'm inclined to agree. 

Sure, their ethnic group is different, but it ain't THAT isolated after all these years. Nice try, Hungary.

[Cain]

Lolz, 5.5 inches for the UK.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Yep.

But after looking at the map, I'm inclined to agree. 

Sure, their ethnic group is different, but it ain't THAT isolated after all these years. Nice try, Hungary.

Right?

[Suu]

Yep.

But after looking at the map, I'm inclined to agree. 

Sure, their ethnic group is different, but it ain't THAT isolated after all these years. Nice try, Hungary.

Right?

I'm also inclined to agree with the French, which is frightening, but, after dating someone French...

[Triple Zero]

They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!

[Suu]

They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!

It's true.

What good is a long piece of bread if you don't know how to use it?

[Cain]

I like that the blog in question is called Runnin' Scared.

I like to imagine the writers are fleeing in terror from giant Hungarian penises, because my subconscious sick and now you'll have the same image, that's why.

[Mangrove]

Worldwide dick measuring contest?

Don't we have this already? I thought it was most online forums.

[EK WAFFLR]

They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!

It's true.

What good is a long piece of bread if you don't know how to use it?

Aren't "pains" long and thin? I would guess that would be uncomfortable.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I like that the blog in question is called Runnin' Scared.

I like to imagine the writers are fleeing in terror from giant Hungarian penises, because my subconscious sick and now you'll have the same image, that's why.

[Suu]

They don't call their baguette "pain" for nothing!

It's true.

What good is a long piece of bread if you don't know how to use it?

Aren't "pains" long and thin? I would guess that would be uncomfortable.

Precisely. What's the point if...

Never mind. You guys don't need the subtle nuances of my sexual experiences with a Frenchman.