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Started by Pæs, December 13, 2011, 12:50:14 PM

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Pæs

December 13, 2011, 12:50:14 PM







MORE TO COME AS MY "FREEDOM OF INFORMATION" REQUESTS TO THE NZ MILITARY ARE RESPONDED TO.
THIS IS AN EXCERPT FROM AN ARMY FIELD GUIDE.

Luna

#1
December 13, 2011, 12:53:19 PM
:peedee:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
December 13, 2011, 02:14:33 PM
Cannot see on this computer.  Will check out at home and assign Holy Bits™ tomorrow morning.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#4
December 13, 2011, 02:43:42 PM
:mittens:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Suu

#5
December 13, 2011, 02:55:48 PM
Once again, the Kiwi outdoes us all.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#6
December 13, 2011, 03:25:53 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

BadBeast

#7
December 13, 2011, 03:58:35 PM
 I know Women who require less foreplay than this.  :lulz:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Pæs

#8
December 13, 2011, 04:00:47 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 13, 2011, 03:58:35 PM
I know Women who require less foreplay than this.  :lulz:
THERE ARE A FEW MORE STEPS BUT IT'S WORTH IT.

Telarus

#9
December 13, 2011, 05:17:45 PM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

EK WAFFLR

#10
December 13, 2011, 05:59:06 PM
 :mittens:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Juana

#11
December 13, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
Amazing! :lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Murmur

#12
December 13, 2011, 11:19:04 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Cainad (dec.)

#13
December 13, 2011, 11:57:27 PM


But really, did we honestly expect P3nT to go out any other way?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
December 14, 2011, 12:39:15 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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