I'm dreaming of a Weird moosemas... just like the ones I'd like to have...

[Cramulus]

we have two office parties

today's was the "holiday concert" which consists of 13 songs about jesus and two jewish songs for good measure.


Tomorrow is the real party, which is actually at a club in downtown White Plains. During the day. With an open bar. It's gonna be a mess.

[Richter]

My office is complete greyface vanilla secular.  WE have "Holiday" decorations, a "holiday" tree, and motherfucking paper snowflakes.

The spirit of the season hangs over us like a sunfaded and half deflated "MAcy's" parade baloon, a half empty charlie brown of yesteryear, flaccid and slack for want of what used to hold it up.  I won't out myself as ANY religion, but I hug a hoseclamp, calling it a "Festivus wreat".

Then I googly eyed the snowflake on my cube.  MY coworkers lost it at that, thrilled by the novel, impetuou spirit.  Ripe for witlessing, amidst half whispered "happy holidays" to our clients, ever warry that we might offend.

I'm home now, restoring a WWI helmet, pondering what to do next.

[Suu]

You're going to come over and show me your new artifact. I'll let you see my Byzantine rings!

[LMNO]

You're going to come over and show me your new artifact. I'll let you see my Byzantine rings!

Uh...



...Maybe?

[Cainad (dec.)]

Glorious!

Fuckin' A. I have my last final on the following Tuesday... We'll have to see how many fucks I have left to give. The need to unwind with the World's Greatest Holiday may overwhelm the guilt I'll feel over not studying that day (which I probably wasn't gonna do anyway).

I AM NAKED AND ASHAMED


I must bow out of the Moosemas proceedings. There's too much to be done in the few remaining days of this semester, and I can't justify sacrificing a whole day.

[Cramulus]

That's lamentable but understandable.

The deep fryer
and venison
will miss you too

[Suu]

I've decided that I am going to try to make a video for you guys either tomorrow night or Saturday morning, depending on how loopy I am. Then again, the loopier the better.