Open Bar 3.17 - now more glitchy than ever!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I hope to. Soon.

[Suu]

I GOT A C- IN CHEMISTRY.

THAT MEANS I PASSED.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Randomly ran into lmno in cambrifge

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Came out of hiding. Two of the three teenagers are gone and the kitchen is destroyed. Remnants of cake are everywhere. Having more wine, then back into hiding/bed.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

*cambridge

[Juana]

Man, people don't really like it when you refer to America as Rome.

Tell them to stop hating the Founding Fathers, and the legendary Bald Eagle which nutured and raised them until the English invaded.

Wow.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Man, people don't really like it when you refer to America as Rome.

Tell them to stop hating the Founding Fathers, and the legendary Bald Eagle which nutured and raised them until the English invaded.

Wow.

I missed that.   Fucking amazing!

[Don Coyote]

WHY THE FUCKING FUCKBALLS CAN'T I CHANGE MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[East Coast Hustle]

Because once you "wolf" yourself there's no going back.

[Don Coyote]

Because once you "wolf" yourself there's no going back.

[Phox]

WHY THE FUCKING FUCKBALLS CAN'T I CHANGE MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh, it's that time of the... er, whatever random measure of time they use to decide when name changes are going to be turned off. 

[Suu]

Soreness has shifted from coochie to legs.

No more pills.

It's gonna be a long day.

[Cain]

Man, people don't really like it when you refer to America as Rome.

Tell them to stop hating the Founding Fathers, and the legendary Bald Eagle which nutured and raised them until the English invaded.

Wow.

I missed that.   Fucking amazing!

Honestly though, the USA was founded by aristocrat republicans obsessed enough with Rome to not only take pen-names of Roman authors and politicians they identified with, but also set up their new country in a manner similar to the Roman Republic (with a few Enlightenment era philosophical additions).

But comparing it to Rome is badwrong.  Because the Romans had an Empire, and empires are badwrong, m'kay?  Which is why America doesn't have one.  But if it did, it would be a good one, built on proper liberal values.  Because America is nothing like Rome.

[Cain]

Also, inventory check is complete.  My work phone is now switched off and I'm not checking my emails.

[Suu]

Man, people don't really like it when you refer to America as Rome.

Tell them to stop hating the Founding Fathers, and the legendary Bald Eagle which nutured and raised them until the English invaded.

Wow.

I missed that.   Fucking amazing!

Honestly though, the USA was founded by aristocrat republicans obsessed enough with Rome to not only take pen-names of Roman authors and politicians they identified with, but also set up their new country in a manner similar to the Roman Republic (with a few Enlightenment era philosophical additions).

But comparing it to Rome is badwrong.  Because the Romans had an Empire, and empires are badwrong, m'kay?  Which is why America doesn't have one.  But if it did, it would be a good one, built on proper liberal values.  Because America is nothing like Rome.

"There was an idea that was Rome."

Americans never spread across a continent, assimilating cultures, getting into wars with neighboring lands or you know, even considered building a wall at the furthest reaches. Why would they do that?