Open Bar 3.17 - now more glitchy than ever!

[Suu]

Heading to my last exam.

Let's do dis, bitches.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Heading to my last exam.

Let's do dis, bitches.

Oh, that's right.  Leave me alone with Khore.

Allayou fuckers.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, if it's just me and the retard, I'm out of here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Woke up this morning to horrendous cramps.

What happened next, I won't describe, but I assure you, I thought my cervix was falling out.


-Suu
Vaginas. Self-cleaning. Just like ovens! 

As of now, I am going to post all the fascinating things that go on with MY plumbing.

Since it's apparently a fit topic for discussion and all.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I RETURN VICTORIOUS! All my paperwork is filled out and turned in, I am officially a full time student!

I have to go back at 2 to talk to an adviser.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Pshaw. Domestic beer is fucking delicious.

If you disagree, you might be in a sub-par country.

Such as Canada.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh BTW, I accepted a job with another company this morning. With normal hours, more money and a lot of growth opportunities (which I know aren't bullshit cause a lot of friends work there and have all been promoted at some point).

It still isn't a LOT of money, but it's incentive to do well to move up.
It's a pretty big company that seems to care about morale. I'm not used to that.

I think the bank is giving us bagels for a xmas party. Fuck them.


I may light a match on my way out. There's a LOT of paper in there.

Yay, congratulations! You really, really, really deserve a better job!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pshaw. Domestic beer is fucking delicious.

If you disagree, you might be in a sub-par country.

Such as Canada.

TWEET ME BACK

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

As I said, you are clearly in a sub-par country.

Yes, not all of us can enjoy first-world lifestyles. We cannot afford.  We live in tense.  We are led by scoundrels and fools, and nobody can quite figure out how it happened.  The beer is piss, the weed is moldy and won't light, the traffic always sucks even - especially - after road "improvements", you can't buy a decent car, the liberals are all arch-conservatives and the conservatives are all barking mad.  We are hemmed in by prison walls made out of "box stores" and strip malls that are all the same and fast food restaurants.  There's no fucking end to it, and anyone who suggests that there might be a better way is labeled a terrorist.

The sun is too bright, someone turned the gravity up, and we're all fucked up on one drug or another, just to make us forget the stark horror of being alive in America in 2011.  Our jobs - those of us that have jobs - make us work 70+ hours a week for the privilege of having somewhere to sleep, and gas money to get to said job, and not much else.  There's no fucking end to it.  This is not the future we were promised, where robots would do all the shit work, and we'd fly around with jetpacks.  Instead, we got Twitter and ipads and 500 channels of shit to watch on the television.

It makes me want to puke or maybe find whomever is responsible and choke the dogshit out of them.  

But then I take my pills, and everything gets a little better, and what's all the fuss about, right?  Gonna sit here and listen to the radio.  They're playing an add for more pills, and then there'll be MUSIC, music written for wide-eyed young "discoveries" to sing to me while I melt out of my own asshole.  Deep, moving songs about teardrops on her guitar and maybe even some Katy Perry singing about California girls that will, I am told, "melt your popsickle".  And then everything's all right again, here in this best of all possible worlds.

I love Big Brother.

*bang*

This is amazing and deserves its own thread so it doesn't get lost in the trimming.

[Luna]

I RETURN VICTORIOUS! All my paperwork is filled out and turned in, I am officially a full time student!

I have to go back at 2 to talk to an adviser.

Congrats, that's awesome, Nigel.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

As I said, you are clearly in a sub-par country.

Yes, not all of us can enjoy first-world lifestyles. We cannot afford.  We live in tense.  We are led by scoundrels and fools, and nobody can quite figure out how it happened.  The beer is piss, the weed is moldy and won't light, the traffic always sucks even - especially - after road "improvements", you can't buy a decent car, the liberals are all arch-conservatives and the conservatives are all barking mad.  We are hemmed in by prison walls made out of "box stores" and strip malls that are all the same and fast food restaurants.  There's no fucking end to it, and anyone who suggests that there might be a better way is labeled a terrorist.

The sun is too bright, someone turned the gravity up, and we're all fucked up on one drug or another, just to make us forget the stark horror of being alive in America in 2011.  Our jobs - those of us that have jobs - make us work 70+ hours a week for the privilege of having somewhere to sleep, and gas money to get to said job, and not much else.  There's no fucking end to it.  This is not the future we were promised, where robots would do all the shit work, and we'd fly around with jetpacks.  Instead, we got Twitter and ipads and 500 channels of shit to watch on the television.

It makes me want to puke or maybe find whomever is responsible and choke the dogshit out of them.  

But then I take my pills, and everything gets a little better, and what's all the fuss about, right?  Gonna sit here and listen to the radio.  They're playing an add for more pills, and then there'll be MUSIC, music written for wide-eyed young "discoveries" to sing to me while I melt out of my own asshole.  Deep, moving songs about teardrops on her guitar and maybe even some Katy Perry singing about California girls that will, I am told, "melt your popsickle".  And then everything's all right again, here in this best of all possible worlds.

I love Big Brother.

*bang*

This is amazing and deserves its own thread so it doesn't get lost in the trimming.

Thanks, but people already have enough threads to VIEW.

[Suu]

Heading to my last exam.

Let's do dis, bitches.

Oh, that's right.  Leave me alone with Khore.

Allayou fuckers.

I'll be back as soon as I can!!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Heading to my last exam.

Let's do dis, bitches.

Oh, that's right.  Leave me alone with Khore.

Allayou fuckers.

I'll be back as soon as I can!!!

S'okay.  I've been hanging out at Capitol Grilling all day, because they have about twice as much traffic as this place.



I mean, there's only a half a dozen members left at CG, but they sometimes post stuff, as opposed to VIEWing all day.  The F5 button on my computer is all fucking worn out, so I give up.  I'll be here, but I'll rant somewhere else.  I mean, the main idea of a rant is to spur conversation, and NOBODY HERE FUCKING TALKS.  They all VIEW.  ALL FUCKING DAY.  It's just beginning to GET ON MY FUCKING ASS A LITTLE, you know?

I mean, it would fucking USE UP THEIR INTERBUTTS to even just say "hi" or post what's up or maybe RESPOND to the threads they endlessly VIEW.

Christ, I fucking hate people.  I hate them like each and every one of the passive little shitheads were Hitler's personal fartcatchers.  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fuck this.  I give up.

[AFK]

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

Because he couldn't resistor!



Did I ever tell you the one about the plumber?