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Started by P3nT4gR4m, December 17, 2011, 02:23:28 PM

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December 17, 2011, 02:23:28 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

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December 17, 2011, 03:10:27 PM
1) Fuck Java ;-)

2) Coding was already street as fuck, always has been man 8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVB_S3ouIkE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmhaSMEr5Gw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACMwRmrQ4Gw

(clips might be NSFW, first two show not-quite-entirely-fully-covered boobs, third one has Abba)

Goddamnit this shit is making me nostalgic as fuck.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Triple Zero

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December 17, 2011, 03:21:46 PM
Aaahahahaha the comments to that Java clip are fucking hilarious:

I bet a C rap is a lot faster.

i bet a Ruby rap would be a lot shorter.

@TheTuxator are you fuckin stupid? JavaScript is way more advance then c++ or c#, i know all three and javascript is what I use and alot of other devs...u show me one "BIG" programmer that uses c++ on a daily basis

Java has nothing to do with programing...it's like saying you like music when you want to say that you like that Bieber thing. Remake this song when you know what C++ or assembler is. Or at least c#.

I bet the PHP video's gonna kick ass


I wonder where all the Ruby love comes from. Though a few years back when I figured I needed to learn a decent scripting language or be stuck with PHP forever, one of the biggest reasons for picking Python over Ruby was that, while reading up on the capabilities of both, they could both do everything, do it well, easy and readable, but the Ruby community's blog posts where often arrogant, childish, infighting and bitching at Python. So I guess it makes sense that their fanbois are populating the YouYube comments :)
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