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Woman gets caught trying to set up a meth lab in Wal-Mart...

Started by Suu, December 17, 2011, 03:42:34 PM

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Suu

December 17, 2011, 03:42:34 PM
...Six hours later...

And her name just seems fake.

http://www.naturalnews.com/034417_Wal-Mart_meth_woman.html

QuoteWhen 45-year-old Elizabeth Alisha Greta Halfmoon was finally arrested for trying to set up a methamphetamine lab inside a Tulsa, Okla., Walmart store, she told police that she did not have the money to actually buy the chemicals and mix them on her own property. But according to reports, it took roughly six hours before anyone even took notice that Halfmoon had collected the needed ingredients from products throughout the store, and begun to set up her own meth-cooking lab right on the premises.

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December 18, 2011, 06:24:06 PM
 :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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December 18, 2011, 06:39:54 PM
WOW :lulz:
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