10 Points to Ponder. Or Kill TGRR.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I missed whatever drama has Roger riled up this time,

Sucks to be you then, doesn't it?

[BadBeast]

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

It's a Milwaukee thing.  It's sort of like Kent, except without as high a degree of culture as you'd expect.

[trix]

I missed whatever drama has Roger riled up this time,

Sucks to be you then, doesn't it?

Yeah, I've been crying inconsolably ever since I realized I missed some drama.  Why didn't I get the memo!?

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

Heh, chosen at random.  Figured a decent chance it's here somewhere though.  Next time I get a sec I'll go find one.  Just for completeness.

ETA: NSFW

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, I've been crying inconsolably ever since I realized I missed some drama.  Why didn't I get the memo!?

Well, yeah.  I mean, here the drama is all over, and you're determined to get your share.  Can't say I blame you, of course.  It was some high quality drama, though it had nothing to do with my suggestion to revisit the ban rules.  Really, Trix, I'd expect you to read a bit more carefully than that when you stalk me.  I have very high standards for my stalkers, and you're going to have to up your game a bit.

Just saying.

[Telarus]

Just saying.

[BadBeast]

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

It's a Milwaukee thing.  It's sort of like Kent, except without as high a degree of culture as you'd expect.

I always thought a Duck would have had a Drake, rather than a Cock. (Or maybe a"Quacka Cloaca"?)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

It's a Milwaukee thing.  It's sort of like Kent, except without as high a degree of culture as you'd expect.

I always thought a Duck would have had a Drake, rather than a Cock. (Or maybe a"Quacka Cloaca"?)

It's theirs, and they can call it anything they like.

Actually, I owe Trix a small debt of gratitude.  Having read his windy shit about "the declining quality of my rants/hateshitting/whatever", I got to thinking, and now I'm only going to rant when the mood hits me, rather than because I feel I should.  Somehow I got myself feeling obligated at a religious level, and now I've seen the light...Which is why I've slowed down a tad.  I'm mostly just writing horrible letters to politicians, these days.

[BadBeast]

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

It's a Milwaukee thing.  It's sort of like Kent, except without as high a degree of culture as you'd expect.

There are 2 Kents, one North of (I think) the Medway, and one South. Depending on which side of the this sewerage ditch of a river you hail from, you are either a Kentish Man, or a Man of Kent. No-one ever goes there anyway. We don't like to go much further East than Marlborough. Not since that business with the Kite and the Helicopter.

And if Kent's so great, how come the Duke of Kent never goes near the fookin' place?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

It's a Milwaukee thing.  It's sort of like Kent, except without as high a degree of culture as you'd expect.

There are 2 Kents, one North of (I think) the Medway, and one South. Depending on which side of the this sewerage ditch of a river you hail from, you are either a Kentish Man, or a Man of Kent. No-one ever goes there anyway. We don't like to go much further East than Marlborough. Not since that business with the Kite and the Helicopter.

And if Kent's so great, how come the Duke of Kent never goes near the fookin' place?

Probably for the same reason my landlord avoids me like the plague.   

[BadBeast]

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

It's a Milwaukee thing.  It's sort of like Kent, except without as high a degree of culture as you'd expect.

I always thought a Duck would have had a Drake, rather than a Cock. (Or maybe a"Quacka Cloaca"?)

It's theirs, and they can call it anything they like.

Actually, I owe Trix a small debt of gratitude.  Having read his windy shit about "the declining quality of my rants/hateshitting/whatever", I got to thinking, and now I'm only going to rant when the mood hits me, rather than because I feel I should.  Somehow I got myself feeling obligated at a religious level, and now I've seen the light...Which is why I've slowed down a tad.  I'm mostly just writing horrible letters to politicians, these days.

You should write to their Wives instead. Far more likely to get a response too. I would have thought.
eta; "Dr Mr Clinton . . . . . "

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

It's a Milwaukee thing.  It's sort of like Kent, except without as high a degree of culture as you'd expect.

I always thought a Duck would have had a Drake, rather than a Cock. (Or maybe a"Quacka Cloaca"?)

It's theirs, and they can call it anything they like.

Actually, I owe Trix a small debt of gratitude.  Having read his windy shit about "the declining quality of my rants/hateshitting/whatever", I got to thinking, and now I'm only going to rant when the mood hits me, rather than because I feel I should.  Somehow I got myself feeling obligated at a religious level, and now I've seen the light...Which is why I've slowed down a tad.  I'm mostly just writing horrible letters to politicians, these days.

You should write to their Wives instead. Far more likely to get a response too. I would have thought.

I feel uncomfortable asking a man's wife if his decisions are due to fetal alcohol sydrome or terminal syphilis. 

Which is another way of saying, "I like to torment the staffers who actually read the letters.", and I assign myself bonus points every time I get a non-form letter in response (which isn't often, no matter how loudly I bray).

[trix]

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

It's a Milwaukee thing.  It's sort of like Kent, except without as high a degree of culture as you'd expect.

I always thought a Duck would have had a Drake, rather than a Cock. (Or maybe a"Quacka Cloaca"?)

It's theirs, and they can call it anything they like.

Actually, I owe Trix a small debt of gratitude.  Having read his windy shit about "the declining quality of my rants/hateshitting/whatever", I got to thinking, and now I'm only going to rant when the mood hits me, rather than because I feel I should.  Somehow I got myself feeling obligated at a religious level, and now I've seen the light...Which is why I've slowed down a tad.  I'm mostly just writing horrible letters to politicians, these days.

Probably moot at this point but, that windy shit really was intended as a joking bunch of BS to poke you with a stick.  Boredom relief, is all.  If you took that as my true opinion of the quality of your rants, that was not my intent.  I chose you as a target because your rants are some of my favorite to read, and no other reason.

I am, however, waiting with baited breath the next couple chapters of the Discordian Handbook or whatever it's called.  That thread full of tips on starting running and maintaining a cabal.  I have found that to be endlessly useful.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

It's a Milwaukee thing.  It's sort of like Kent, except without as high a degree of culture as you'd expect.

I always thought a Duck would have had a Drake, rather than a Cock. (Or maybe a"Quacka Cloaca"?)

It's theirs, and they can call it anything they like.

Actually, I owe Trix a small debt of gratitude.  Having read his windy shit about "the declining quality of my rants/hateshitting/whatever", I got to thinking, and now I'm only going to rant when the mood hits me, rather than because I feel I should.  Somehow I got myself feeling obligated at a religious level, and now I've seen the light...Which is why I've slowed down a tad.  I'm mostly just writing horrible letters to politicians, these days.

Probably moot at this point but, that windy shit really was intended as a joking bunch of BS to poke you with a stick.  Boredom relief, is all.  If you took that as my true opinion of the quality of your rants, that was not my intent.  I chose you as a target because your rants are some of my favorite to read, and no other reason.

I am, however, waiting with baited breath the next couple chapters of the Discordian Handbook or whatever it's called.  That thread full of tips on starting running and maintaining a cabal.  I have found that to be endlessly useful.

1.  Well, there's the law of unintended consequences for you...Or maybe LMNO's Axiom in a slightly different context.

2.  Well, I stopped writing that 2-3 years ago, so don't hold your breath too long.  It occurred to me that expecting what works for me to work for other people was kind of silly...and besides, it gets in the way of the old drama, doesn't it?  I mean, while I'm busy writing things like that, I could be picking fights and suggesting odd changes to the rules.

TGRR,
A big cunt, but not as big as your GF's.

[BadBeast]

Duck's cock? I must have missed that.

It's a Milwaukee thing.  It's sort of like Kent, except without as high a degree of culture as you'd expect.

I always thought a Duck would have had a Drake, rather than a Cock. (Or maybe a"Quacka Cloaca"?)

It's theirs, and they can call it anything they like.

Actually, I owe Trix a small debt of gratitude.  Having read his windy shit about "the declining quality of my rants/hateshitting/whatever", I got to thinking, and now I'm only going to rant when the mood hits me, rather than because I feel I should.  Somehow I got myself feeling obligated at a religious level, and now I've seen the light...Which is why I've slowed down a tad.  I'm mostly just writing horrible letters to politicians, these days.

You should write to their Wives instead. Far more likely to get a response too. I would have thought.

I feel uncomfortable asking a man's wife if his decisions are due to fetal alcohol sydrome or terminal syphilis.  

Which is another way of saying, "I like to torment the staffers who actually read the letters.", and I assign myself bonus points every time I get a non-form letter in response (which isn't often, no matter how loudly I bray).

Ah, OK, that sounds all good too. Remind the Toadying little fuckers just what a sack of pus they're working for, kinda thing?  Just be careful not to lose control of those emotions.