Your Own Personal Fidel Castro™

[Luna]

The correct answer for all blanks in the last question was "happy days".

Oh, fuck me. Of course. I like the one where the Fonz goes heyyy.

Strap ons are useful tools for this.

Shoulda seen that one coming. 

Do I have to do the rest of the quiz?   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The correct answer for all blanks in the last question was "happy days".

Oh, fuck me. Of course. I like the one where the Fonz goes heyyy.

Strap ons are useful tools for this.

Shoulda seen that one coming. 

Do I have to do the rest of the quiz?   

No, Luna, I already know you're a Bad Person™, for reasons which I will of course keep confidential as is normal with confessors.

[LMNO]

The correct answer for all blanks in the last question was "happy days".

Oh, fuck me. Of course. I like the one where the Fonz goes heyyy.

Strap ons are useful tools for this.

Shoulda seen that one coming. 

[Luna]

The correct answer for all blanks in the last question was "happy days".

Oh, fuck me. Of course. I like the one where the Fonz goes heyyy.

Strap ons are useful tools for this.

Shoulda seen that one coming. 

Do I have to do the rest of the quiz?   

No, Luna, I already know you're a Bad Person™, for reasons which I will of course keep confidential as is normal with confessors.

Yeah, that'd probably be for the best.  The world is not ready for this knowledge.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The correct answer for all blanks in the last question was "happy days".

Oh, fuck me. Of course. I like the one where the Fonz goes heyyy.

Strap ons are useful tools for this.

Shoulda seen that one coming. 

Do I have to do the rest of the quiz?   

No, Luna, I already know you're a Bad Person™, for reasons which I will of course keep confidential as is normal with confessors.

Yeah, that'd probably be for the best.  The world is not ready for this knowledge.

Fuckin' A.  As your confessor, I can no longer drink beer, eat popcorn, or look at those coin operated horsie rides outside of the supermarket without horking up a bit.

[Luna]

The correct answer for all blanks in the last question was "happy days".

Oh, fuck me. Of course. I like the one where the Fonz goes heyyy.

Strap ons are useful tools for this.

Shoulda seen that one coming. 

Do I have to do the rest of the quiz?   

No, Luna, I already know you're a Bad Person™, for reasons which I will of course keep confidential as is normal with confessors.

Yeah, that'd probably be for the best.  The world is not ready for this knowledge.

Fuckin' A.  As your confessor, I can no longer drink beer, eat popcorn, or look at those coin operated horsie rides outside of the supermarket without horking up a bit.

Hey, your ability to visualize in horrible detail is NOT my fault.  (Despite the photographs, you DID delete those, right?)  And I STILL don't regret the horsie ride incident.  Not my fault, at all.  If they'd had a coin op phone booth like a proper place of business, nobody would have been the wiser.  (Besides, drop in a buck worth of quarters, and, WHEE!)

[Phox]

Now, I haven't been here nearly long enough to even pretend to know what has been going on.
But I do like Roger and Nigel. They were the top reason for me to stop lurking and actually join in on the fun.

It is entirely possible that you are a Bad Person.  Take this simple test:

1.  Do you make jokes about horrible shit that decent people won't even bring up in conversation?

2.  Are you reasonably sure that you are on the wrong planet, because this one is covered in monkeys?

3.  If you could say it was accidentally, would you the whole thing?

4.  Are speed limit signs just useful suggestions?

5.  Is it occasionally acceptable to punch a motherfucker in the mouth, if circumstances warrant/allow it?

Give yourself 1 point for every "yes" answer.

Essay/Short answer section:

A sharp stick is for _______ in the ________, especially if nobody is looking.

Strap ons are useful tools for __________

If I could, I would __________ all damn day, no matter who _____________

Sunday, Monday _______, Tuesday, Wednesday, ___________  Thursday, Friday, __________ Heyyyyyyyy

Answers will be graded by myself and/or Nigel.

1. Yes.
2. Yes
3. Yes, even if I couldn't say it was accidentally.
4. Yes.
5. Yes.

A sharp stick is for poking monkeys  in the nearest sensitive spot, especially if nobody is looking.

Strap ons are useful tools for anything.

If I could, I would burn plastic and styrofoam all damn day, no matter who breathed the fumes.

Sunday, Monday happy days, Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days Thursday, Friday, Friday, I'm in love.  Heyyyyyyyy

[Luna]

Friday, Friday, I'm in love.  Heyyyyyyyy

I see what you did, there.   

[Phox]

Friday, Friday, I'm in love.  Heyyyyyyyy

I see what you did, there.   

Just showing the true extent of my Horribleness^TM.