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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Scribbly, December 21, 2011, 11:45:07 AM

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Reginald Ret

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December 22, 2011, 12:13:57 AM
It's amazingly easy to make yourself sick without actually endangering your life.
On the first day you take plenty of laxatives and try to do your job as good as possible.
You will spend a lot of time on the toilet but your go-getting attitude will convince the boss that you really want to work.
If the boss doesn't tell you to go home start sneaking laxatives into the company coffee/watercooler/donuts so the 'disease' spreads.
If that gives no result in 3 days try to put laxatives in your boss's foodstuffs.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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