It's Christmas Day in New Zealand

[Pæs]

WHAT DID YOU ASK SANTA TO BRING YOU THIS CHRISTMAS?

I'M GETTING INDIVIDUAL PAIRS OF TINY SOCKS FOR EACH OF MY TOES, FOR THOSE DAYS WHEN YOUR TOES ARE FREEZING BUT YOUR FEET ARE TOO WARM TO WEAR SOCKS.

(Yes, this is the BEST IDEA EVER THREAD, but with ++YULE)

[Rumckle]

I ASKED FOR TWELVE DOGS A-FUCKING

AND SOME MORE BOOZE

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I ASKED FOR GILDED CONSTIPATION FORCEPS.

THAT SHIT IS GOLDEN.