LMNO & Twid: Bonus round elimination question.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

There is a glass about half full of water.

Your primary feeling about this is...?

[LMNO]

It's probably filled with PCBs.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It should be beer. Who the hell gave me water?

Unless its the next day and then its i should get some more water.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

LMNO wins.

My database died with the old comp.  PM me a mailing address, and I'll send you your hate letter.

[LMNO]

I must be honest, I answered that question taking the previous admonishments into account, and asked myself, "How would Roger answer this?"

Does it matter if my answer may not have been my true thought?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I must be honest, I answered that question taking the previous admonishments into account, and asked myself, "How would Roger answer this?"

Does it matter if my answer may not have been my true thought?

Considering this was a test of cyncism, faking an answer is perfectly acceptable.

[AFK]

The water represents the manifestation of Man's folly and never-ending quest to breach the rim to attain the Nirvana of limitless freedom and a wicked cool ride down the edge of the universe.


An illusion, which of course, is caused by the beerless PCBs.

[insideout]

The water in the glass is the only self aware glass of water in the universe and is waiting for someone to throw a bar stool at it so it can expand and explore the universe.

As it is meditating in peaceful nirvana on its blissful potential, my wife drinks it, rinses the toothpaste out of her mouth with it, and goes to bed.

And yet another self-aware glass of water bites the dust.

[Cainad (dec.)]

There is a glass about half full of water.

Your primary feeling about this is...?

WHO DRANK HALF MY GODDAMN WATER?!

[Richter]

There is a glass about half full of water.

Your primary feeling about this is...?

WHO DRANK HALF MY GODDAMN WATER?!

It was obviously drank by the other idiot apes fucking up the world around you.  No matter what good in your life you acomplish, there will always be some happy horseshit subprimate there to smash it, piss on it, smile and do a little dance with the complete innocent "I cna do no wrong LOLOLO" malice of babies everywhere.  Anything good you make or say, or anything nice you are about to recieve will be tainted by them before you can have and savor it.

[Cainad (dec.)]

There is a glass about half full of water.

Your primary feeling about this is...?

WHO DRANK HALF MY GODDAMN WATER?!

It was obviously drank by the other idiot apes fucking up the world around you.  No matter what good in your life you acomplish, there will always be some happy horseshit subprimate there to smash it, piss on it, smile and do a little dance with the complete innocent "I cna do no wrong LOLOLO" malice of babies everywhere.  Anything good you make or say, or anything nice you are about to recieve will be tainted by them before you can have and savor it.

YARGANARGANARGANARG!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

There is a glass about half full of water.

Your primary feeling about this is...?

WHO DRANK HALF MY GODDAMN WATER?!

It was obviously drank by the other idiot apes fucking up the world around you.  No matter what good in your life you acomplish, there will always be some happy horseshit subprimate there to smash it, piss on it, smile and do a little dance with the complete innocent "I cna do no wrong LOLOLO" malice of babies everywhere.  Anything good you make or say, or anything nice you are about to recieve will be tainted by them before you can have and savor it.

I see what you did there