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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 24, 2011, 03:12:16 AM

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#15
December 24, 2011, 03:57:03 PM
I am seriously thinking of getting one so I can be a Teletubby for Halloween.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

#16
December 24, 2011, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:56:36 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.

See?

END TIMES!

Also, linked from that commercial was one that I honestly cannot believe I haven't seen before. I need to keep my fingers closer to the terrifying, hilarious pulse of America. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k&feature=related
AND YOUR PETS WILL LOVE IT TOO!  :x

Cainad (dec.)

#17
December 24, 2011, 04:20:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 12:43:56 PM
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??

Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.

Sort of what I was thinking. WTF is so revolutionary and exciting about a fleece onesie? Other than trying to one-up the Snuggie? :?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
December 24, 2011, 04:58:20 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 24, 2011, 04:20:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 12:43:56 PM
FLEECE PYJAMAS WITH ZIPPERS?!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT'S NEXT, VELCRO SHOES??

Nothing wrong with the product, IMO. It's the commercial that makes it so retarded.

Sort of what I was thinking. WTF is so revolutionary and exciting about a fleece onesie? Other than trying to one-up the Snuggie? :?

Of course it's the marketing that makes it hilarious. And the name. And the suggestion that college kids wear them to tailgate parties. Or that anyone wear them in public, ever.

And the fact that American adults are just fine with a product the very name of which implies that they are inert sacks of lard, with zippered panels for defecation.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#19
December 24, 2011, 04:59:49 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 24, 2011, 01:55:54 PM
How do you know, it's dark outside in Norway this time of the year.

I have excellent night vision and a flashlight.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
December 24, 2011, 05:00:52 PM
Also, I cannot WAIT until pictures of enormously fat people on mobility scooters wearing these with the zippered panel accidentally half open start showing up on the People of Wal*Mart. If it hasn't happened already.

Dignity?

God Bless America!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
December 26, 2011, 02:24:58 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 24, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
These give me that feeling like everythng is about to turn dystopian, and I can't put my finger on WHY.

It's because your universe is defective.  I think I've figured out why.  I was having fun working on a Grand Unified Theory, and I was able to cancel out all variables except for LMNO.  The rest of the universe is net energy zero, sort of like a vacuum fart.  And since LMNO was the only guy in the room, apparently, we know he did it.

The important part is to keep him from doing it again.  One fucked up universe is enough.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#22
December 26, 2011, 04:31:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 24, 2011, 03:57:03 PM
I am seriously thinking of getting one so I can be a Teletubby for Halloween.
This would be completely amazing. :lulz:

These are so...infantile. Like, I can't even imagine a six year old being ok with these, because they're footie pajamas without the attached footies.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

LMNO

#23
December 26, 2011, 05:12:11 AM
VARIABLE, YOU CUNTS.
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