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HAPPY HOLIDAYS! A thread dedicated to wtf chrstmas?

Started by Freeky, December 25, 2011, 06:57:47 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#45
December 28, 2011, 06:56:21 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 05:58:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 28, 2011, 05:51:14 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 05:38:46 AM
Oh, also found out that my father was an illegal immigrant AFTER I WAS BORN

Twid,
Anchor Baby.
You're a terror baby.  :lol:

Can you car bomb an anchor?  :wink:

^ All of that is funny to me  :lol:

Triple Zero

#46
December 28, 2011, 01:11:25 PM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 05:38:46 AM
Oh, also found out that my father was an illegal immigrant AFTER I WAS BORN

Twid,
Anchor Baby.

OMG that is so lame, he could've told you BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!!



.. I mean, what kind of father does not share all his dirty little secrets with his semen?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Nephew Twiddleton

#47
December 28, 2011, 04:04:55 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 28, 2011, 01:11:25 PM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 05:38:46 AM
Oh, also found out that my father was an illegal immigrant AFTER I WAS BORN

Twid,
Anchor Baby.

OMG that is so lame, he could've told you BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!!


.. I mean, what kind of father does not share all his dirty little secrets with his semen?


:lulz:

I'm going to now make it a point to tell my nutsack everything.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

#48
December 28, 2011, 06:27:33 PM
Okay, I'm going to give why I said what I said first, and then I will apologize.

To me, it sounded like "I have drama!  HALP!"  and not "Oh this other fucked up thing happened on Christmas."  Suu, you do it constantly, and I have so little patience for it anymore that I'm reading into things wrongly now, it seems.

So I'm sorry.

Suu

#49
December 29, 2011, 12:32:21 AM
It's fine. This whole vacation has been a pile of weird for me, anyway. I'm actually keeping it off the board except for that bit, because it...well...it really pissed me the fuck off.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
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