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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, December 27, 2011, 09:50:57 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#15
December 28, 2011, 06:44:46 AM
I fucking hate my wireless antenna thing on my computer.
I have a connection, then I don't, then my router disappears, then OH there it is!

Fuck you antenna! Make up your mind! You wanna work or not?! You know what here.. yeah, I'ma kick you in the face! How ya like that??


This post will never go through now. It's 1:40am and I have to leave for work in 20 minutes. Stupid bank.
Fuck that place in the mouth.

However, this happened. The short kid in the office left his coat there, so we hung it up good and safe for him.


He had to have a tall person get it down for him. That was the highlight of my week.
SAD!

Freeky

#16
December 28, 2011, 06:53:56 AM
 :lol:  Fuck yeahr, a SQUIDDAAAAAY BLAG THRAD.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#17
December 28, 2011, 07:00:44 AM
I had a half a burger sitting on the kitchen counter.
Two cats swarmed it and ate just the beef off of it.


LITTLE SHITS!

EK WAFFLR

#18
December 28, 2011, 07:06:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 28, 2011, 07:00:44 AM
I had a half a burger sitting on the kitchen counter.
Two cats swarmed it and ate just the beef off of it.


LITTLE SHITS!

Who'll make BIG SHITS when they have digested the beef.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
December 29, 2011, 12:46:26 AM
This thread is awesome!  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#20
December 29, 2011, 06:13:38 AM
Just wait till I have some coffee and a shit!

Boy are you fuckers gonna GET IT

Freeky

#21
December 29, 2011, 09:44:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 29, 2011, 06:13:38 AM
Just wait till I have some coffee and a shit!

Boy are you fuckers gonna GET IT

:lol:  YAY!!  :)

Sir Squid Diddimus

#22
December 30, 2011, 05:22:29 AM
Great. I think I have diarrhea.

Thanks a lot Roger.

Freeky

#23
December 30, 2011, 09:16:19 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 30, 2011, 05:22:29 AM
Great. I think I have diarrhea.

Thanks a lot Roger.

:lol:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#24
January 02, 2012, 09:19:24 AM
THESE JELLY BEANS ARE JUST GROSS.


SUU, I'M BLAMING YOU!

navkat

#25
January 02, 2012, 10:45:22 AM
I blame the Adderall shortage.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#26
January 02, 2012, 07:30:00 PM
Fuck pills. I'm blaming you monkeys for everything.

EVERYTHING.

You know it's supposed to drop down into the 30's tonight?
I'M LOOKIN AT YOU SUU! Get your shit weather out of my state!

navkat

#27
January 02, 2012, 09:22:01 PM
Yeah, man. Fucking 30s. This means I actually have to wear long sleeves AND a coat.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#28
January 05, 2012, 03:55:41 AM
I just worked 13 hours.
I think I died.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
January 05, 2012, 03:56:39 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 05, 2012, 03:55:41 AM
I just worked 13 hours.
I think I died.

If you died, you'd be here now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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