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Started by The Mgt, December 27, 2011, 11:20:31 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
December 28, 2011, 01:41:30 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:37:11 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:35:42 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(

My girlfriend/bassist

She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
You're right. I prefer the company of one-armed male bassists.

Still kinda trying to figure out how that works. I'm reluctant to ask you, since I want to figure it out on my own. I guess it might help if you told me if he's a righty or a lefty naturally and which arm is missing.

No idea if he's Normal™ or not, but  he's missing his right arm almost up to the elbow.

So it's more like an arm and a half.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#16
December 28, 2011, 01:42:14 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:37:11 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:35:42 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(

My girlfriend/bassist


She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
You're right. I prefer the company of one-armed male bassists.

Still kinda trying to figure out how that works. I'm reluctant to ask you, since I want to figure it out on my own. I guess it might help if you told me if he's a righty or a lefty naturally and which arm is missing.

No idea if he's Normal™ or not, but  he's missing his right arm almost up to the elbow.


Is it a birth defect or an injury? I'm guessing if he's missing his dominant hand, he frets with the existing one, and strums with his toes or some shit. Or, conversely he has some weirdly set up bass where there's like 7 strings, and they're tuned to a key.

edited for quote fail.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#17
December 28, 2011, 01:46:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:41:30 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:37:11 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:35:42 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(

My girlfriend/bassist

She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
You're right. I prefer the company of one-armed male bassists.

Still kinda trying to figure out how that works. I'm reluctant to ask you, since I want to figure it out on my own. I guess it might help if you told me if he's a righty or a lefty naturally and which arm is missing.

No idea if he's Normal™ or not, but  he's missing his right arm almost up to the elbow.

So it's more like an arm and a half.

According to him it's an arm and a dildo.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#18
December 28, 2011, 02:05:00 AM
Villager came home (I'm crashing with until Friday), so my time on PD is going to be cut short, so I can spend some time with her and drink some Riesling, but I'll take a quick look at the Hodge Podge thread to see if anyone's riffed off my idea, and of course, show her this thread for the troll heads up. But here we are, pic taken about 5 minutes ago by our keyboardist/her roommate.

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#19
December 28, 2011, 02:06:54 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:05:00 AM
Villager came home (I'm crashing with until Friday), so my time on PD is going to be cut short, so I can spend some time with her and drink some Riesling,

Better be good quality Mosel or Austrian Riesling!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#20
December 28, 2011, 02:07:45 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 02:06:54 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:05:00 AM
Villager came home (I'm crashing with until Friday), so my time on PD is going to be cut short, so I can spend some time with her and drink some Riesling,

Better be good quality Mosel or Austrian Riesling!

This is America.  It's goat piss with added preservatives.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#21
December 28, 2011, 02:09:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 02:07:45 AM
This is America.  It's goat piss with added preservatives.

Don't be too hard on America. Francis Ford Coppola is able to make some decent wines.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Nephew Twiddleton

#22
December 28, 2011, 02:10:21 AM
It's Australian. This of course means bottoms up.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#23
December 28, 2011, 02:11:50 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:10:21 AM
It's Australian. This of course means bottoms up.

Barossa Valley, I hope.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Nephew Twiddleton

#24
December 28, 2011, 02:12:22 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 02:11:50 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:10:21 AM
It's Australian. This of course means bottoms up.

Barossa Valley, I hope.

:sigh: checking again.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
December 28, 2011, 02:12:42 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:10:21 AM
It's Australian. This of course means bottoms up.

Fosters:  Australian for Miller Lite.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#26
December 28, 2011, 02:14:39 AM
Barossa Valley. 2010.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#27
December 28, 2011, 02:16:08 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:14:39 AM
Barossa Valley. 2010.


I love that I made you check.
And Barossa Valley makes decent rieslings. Thumbs up.

Waffle Iron,
Wine Snobbery has never been more tedious.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Nephew Twiddleton

#28
December 28, 2011, 02:25:35 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 02:16:08 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 02:14:39 AM
Barossa Valley. 2010.


I love that I made you check.
And Barossa Valley makes decent rieslings. Thumbs up.

Waffle Iron,
Wine Snobbery has never been more tedious.

Used to work at a liquor store myself. Understandable. I was more of a beer expert at that time.

And actually, at the time I was working with Villager's brother/our former vocalist (the local scene is incestuous as fuck), and getting that job lead me to not only meet her, but to form the band that lead to the current band.

PM for the nutshell if you want to know.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#29
December 28, 2011, 02:58:08 AM
I know all about incestuous music scenes. Just look up all the Norwegian Black metal bands who share one or more members.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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