TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"

Started by The Mgt, December 27, 2011, 11:37:19 PM

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The Mgt

YOU WILL POST A LINK TO A VIDEO CONTAINING RECORDED FOOTAGE OF YOURSELF EATING A BITE OF LUTEFISK. WE REQUIRE THAT A CLOSE-UP SHOT OF THE LUTEFISK BE INCLUDED IN THE VIDEO FOR VERIFICATION PURPOSES. YOU MAY WEAR A MASK, BUT IT MUST BE A MASQUERADE BALL-STYLE MASK THAT DOES NOT OBSCURE YOUR MOUTH OR NECK.

IN THE EVENT THAT YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LUTEFISK, WE WILL ALLOW, AS A SUBSTITUTION, A VIDEO OF YOU FISTFIGHTING EITHER A RAINDEER OR VARG VIKERNES ALONG WITH A STILLSHOT OF THE PAGE IN YOUR MEDICAL FILE CONFIRMING A MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS OF LUTEFISK ALLERGY.

YOU WILL HAVE A PERIOD OF TEN DAYS IN WHICH TO COMPLETE THIS REQUIREMENT. SHOULD YOU FAIL TO SATISFACTORILY MEET OUR DEMANDS, YOUR USERNAME WILL BE CHANGED TO "MRS. CUDDLESWORTH" FOR A PERIOD OF INDEFINITE LENGTH OR UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOUR ASSIGNMENT IS COMPLETED.

EK WAFFLR

You are a kind and just Tyrant, The Mgt. Your will be done.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Sure about that Nigel?
Lutefisk in beard isn't very appealing.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
Sure about that Nigel?
Lutefisk in beard isn't very appealing.

"Good" and "Appealing" don't have to coexist.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2011, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
Sure about that Nigel?
Lutefisk in beard isn't very appealing.

"Good" and "Appealing" don't have to coexist.

I'm quite aware. But I wonder if it will be enough to be weird. I'll certainly do my best.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Kai

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EK WAFFLR

You all know that you're forcing me to make a new youtube account for this, right?

IT'S SO MUCH WORK
:argh!:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 09:02:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2011, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
Sure about that Nigel?
Lutefisk in beard isn't very appealing.

"Good" and "Appealing" don't have to coexist.

I'm quite aware. But I wonder if it will be enough to be weird. I'll certainly do my best.

Dude, you have that beard and crazy eyes. What could go wrong?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on December 30, 2011, 05:41:37 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 09:02:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2011, 07:56:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 29, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
Sure about that Nigel?
Lutefisk in beard isn't very appealing.

"Good" and "Appealing" don't have to coexist.

I'm quite aware. But I wonder if it will be enough to be weird. I'll certainly do my best.

Dude, you have that beard and crazy eyes. What could go wrong?

Those would both improve the situation.

Especially with crazy eyes and lutefisk bits in the beard.
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