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Started by EK WAFFLR, December 28, 2011, 01:43:11 AM

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Quote from: Science me, babby on December 28, 2011, 05:35:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 28, 2011, 01:20:20 PM

Freeky, maybe it helps to think of slightly large-ish gnocci.


Oookay, thanks Trip. :)

This is true. Me mum calls them the Norwegian Gnocci.
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Freeky

Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 28, 2011, 05:35:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 28, 2011, 01:20:20 PM

Freeky, maybe it helps to think of slightly large-ish gnocci.


Oookay, thanks Trip. :)

This is true. Me mum calls them the Norwegian Gnocci.

I've never had gnocci, but I looked them up and the internet said they're like dumplings, so these are like, two generalizations away from being dumplings.  Which is close enough until I have eaten them.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on December 28, 2011, 05:20:11 PM
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Proof: You guys use Metric Ton in curses over there. Hollywood has taught me that.
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Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 08:27:13 PM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on December 28, 2011, 05:20:11 PM
WHY IS IT IN METRIC????

BECAUSE METRIC IS THE ONE TRUE WAY OF MEASURING EVERYTHING!

Proof: You guys use Metric Ton in curses over there. Hollywood has taught me that.

:argh!:


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They are big round potato noodle balls!
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Luna

Needs more bacon.  Maybe cooked and crumbled up in them...
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trippinprincezz13

Sounds delicious. I love finding new uses for potatoes.

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Just to make sure I'm reading this right, I want to shred some raw potatoes AND some already boiled potatoes and mash them together with everything else? I can see how that would work, but just want to make sure.

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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 29, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Sounds delicious. I love finding new uses for potatoes.

[stupid question]

Just to make sure I'm reading this right, I want to shred some raw potatoes AND some already boiled potatoes and mash them together with everything else? I can see how that would work, but just want to make sure.

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Yep.


Quote from: Luna on December 29, 2011, 01:53:22 PM
Needs more bacon.  Maybe cooked and crumbled up in them...

I have done that a few times. Iz nice.
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Triple Zero

I just made these. VERY GOOD :D

except I fucked em up too cause I made the mistake of thinking there was water in the dough mixture, which there isn't. DONT DO THAT.

It was because halfway I realized I didnt have a grater anymore to grate the raw potatoes with so I figured, let's add a splash of water and attack it with the stick blender! Which worked, except the splash of water was too much and then I used up all my wheat flour to try and get it dryer and then I even added some corn flour, but it kind of ended up like a thick sludge.

So I had to kind of dump spoons of it into the boiling water, which kind of works, but they're not balls and the outcome is a bit snotty. Which is why I won't provide pics.

However large amounts of syrup make everything better!

Now I'm gonna boil some more because of all the flour adding I have ZILLIONS of this stuff.
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Triple Zero

And mine seem to be done within 7 minutes, not 20. Perhaps cause they're smaller.

I believe what I'm making is similar to what Austrians call Spaetzl. But those are even more smaller and irregularly shaped, and served with cheese and bacon, like mac&cheese, sort of.
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LMNO

Spaetzl is awesome.  That is all.

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 13, 2012, 02:33:50 PM
Spaetzl is awesome.  That is all.

Indeed. As they say in Austria,

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Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 29, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Sounds delicious. I love finding new uses for potatoes.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 13, 2012, 02:33:50 PM
Spaetzl is awesome.  That is all.

Indeed. As they say in Austria,

WA SCHIFOAN IST DES LEIWANSTE WOS MA SIE MA VOSTEHN KOAN!

Uh, yeah, fuck yeah... I think.



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Triple Zero

I used molasses syrup. Which is what we put on pancakes and such.

I dunno what he used, cause that yellow stuff doesn't look like syrup to me.
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navkat

Pleeease someone cook for meeeeee...