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Started by Juana, December 28, 2011, 11:25:19 PM

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December 28, 2011, 11:25:19 PM Last Edit: January 04, 2012, 09:39:12 PM by Secret Agent GARBO
This recipe comes from Death by Chocolate and has a stupid name, but I'm going to call them brownies of GOD because they totally are. Rich and fluffy and fudgey. :)
You do need a mixer with a balloon whip, by the way.

4 tablespoons butter
1/4 cup flour
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 ounces unsweetened chocolate, broken into 1/2-ounce pieces
2 ounces semisweet chocolate, broken into 1/2-ounce pieces
3 eggs
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1/4 cup sour cream

Butter and flour the pan, preheat the oven to 325*F.

Melt the chocolate and butter together (the original recipe calls for a double boiler, but I don't have one, and two minutes in the microwave works just fine), and stir 'till it's smooth.


Mix the eggs, sugar, and vanilla together with the mixer for about a minute and a half, until it's thickened a bit.


Add the chocolate and mix, add the dry ingredients and mix, and then put in the sour cream, all for about thirty seconds apiece.


Pour it in the pan - you'll want a spatula to get all of it out and then to even out the spread in the pan, because the batter is pretty stiff.


Bake for a full forty minutes (check if you have to at the thirty minute mark, but the brownies collapse really, really easily). When the knife comes out clean, it's done (even if you like fudgey brownies better than cake, make sure it's clean).


Ta-da!


edited because I forgot the word "butter" D:
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#1
December 29, 2011, 03:58:19 AM
Fuck you! I just gained 6 pounds thinking about eating this shit!

Squid= HUNGRAY!

Phox

#2
December 29, 2011, 12:38:19 PM
Sweet merciful fuck, is this what I'm going to get in that mail? I might die.  :lulz:

Slurrealist

#3
December 29, 2011, 03:27:15 PM
Needs more chocolate  :D
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#4
December 29, 2011, 03:31:52 PM
Quote from: Slurrealist on December 29, 2011, 03:27:15 PM
Needs more chocolate  :D

Double handful of dark chocolate chips in the batter. During last five minutes of baking, sprinkle MOAR on top.
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December 30, 2011, 01:29:48 AM Last Edit: December 30, 2011, 02:20:42 AM by Secret Agent GARBO
It'd be good with ganache, I gotta say. :)
Quote from: Doktor-General M. Phox on December 29, 2011, 12:38:19 PM
Sweet merciful fuck, is this what I'm going to get in that mail? I might die.  :lulz:
Yes, yes it is. But it will be a tasty death.


Edit: it is good with ganache!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Phox

#6
January 04, 2012, 08:54:17 AM
Arrived today. HOLYSHITFUCKDAMN. That is all...

DECI4

#7
January 04, 2012, 10:08:15 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 28, 2011, 11:25:19 PM

Melt the chocolate and butter together (the original recipe calls for a double boiler, but I don't have one,

You don't have a mixing bowl you can put over a pot of boiling water?
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DECI4

#8
January 04, 2012, 10:12:45 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 30, 2011, 01:29:48 AM
It'd be good with ganache, I gotta say. :)
Quote from: Doktor-General M. Phox on December 29, 2011, 12:38:19 PM
Sweet merciful fuck, is this what I'm going to get in that mail? I might die.  :lulz:
Yes, yes it is. But it will be a tasty death.


Edit: it is good with ganache!

Better yet, split the batter in half and bake it in two separate pans lined with parchment paper. Freeze both cakes and then remove them from the pans. Spread one with fudge topping and place the other half on top of the fudged half. NOW ganache the entire thing. Double layer brownie with fudge filling and chocolate ganache.
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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#9
January 04, 2012, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on January 04, 2012, 10:08:15 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 28, 2011, 11:25:19 PM

Melt the chocolate and butter together (the original recipe calls for a double boiler, but I don't have one,

You don't have a mixing bowl you can put over a pot of boiling water?

I will second this. Works great for me
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#10
January 04, 2012, 07:47:16 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on January 04, 2012, 10:12:45 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 30, 2011, 01:29:48 AM
It'd be good with ganache, I gotta say. :)
Quote from: Doktor-General M. Phox on December 29, 2011, 12:38:19 PM
Sweet merciful fuck, is this what I'm going to get in that mail? I might die.  :lulz:
Yes, yes it is. But it will be a tasty death.


Edit: it is good with ganache!

Better yet, split the batter in half and bake it in two separate pans lined with parchment paper. Freeze both cakes and then remove them from the pans. Spread one with fudge topping and place the other half on top of the fudged half. NOW ganache the entire thing. Double layer brownie with fudge filling and chocolate ganache.

I can't deal with that much ganache but I bet most people would love it!
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#11
January 04, 2012, 07:51:06 PM
Needs butter.

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN BUTTER?

Juana

#12
January 04, 2012, 09:43:51 PM
Fixed. :lol: Can't believe I missed that.
Quote from: DECI4 on January 04, 2012, 10:08:15 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 28, 2011, 11:25:19 PM

Melt the chocolate and butter together (the original recipe calls for a double boiler, but I don't have one,

You don't have a mixing bowl you can put over a pot of boiling water?
I thought about that, but concluded I didn't have a bowl I felt safe using in a pot - they were all either too small or too large. So the microwave it was.

Quote from: DECI4 on January 04, 2012, 10:12:45 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 30, 2011, 01:29:48 AM
It'd be good with ganache, I gotta say. :)
Quote from: Doktor-General M. Phox on December 29, 2011, 12:38:19 PM
Sweet merciful fuck, is this what I'm going to get in that mail? I might die.  :lulz:
Yes, yes it is. But it will be a tasty death.


Edit: it is good with ganache!

Better yet, split the batter in half and bake it in two separate pans lined with parchment paper. Freeze both cakes and then remove them from the pans. Spread one with fudge topping and place the other half on top of the fudged half. NOW ganache the entire thing. Double layer brownie with fudge filling and chocolate ganache.
I think that might kill me. :lulz: Does sound good though.

Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 04, 2012, 08:54:17 AM
Arrived today. HOLYSHITFUCKDAMN. That is all...
:lulz: Should I interpret that as a good thing?

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Freeky

#13
January 04, 2012, 10:14:37 PM
OH MY GOD SHIT FUCK DAMN

ESPECIALLY SHIT FUCK DAMN

ALSO,  BEEEEEEEEEF SOOOOOOOODAAAAAAA!!!! <3

Juana

#14
January 04, 2012, 10:32:53 PM
I was wondering if you guys had gotten that package yet. :D
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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