"Who has more balls" contest vindaloo. You may actually DIE.

[Freeky]

HEY FREKKY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU MADE SOME VINDALOO AND FROZE IT AND MAILED IT TO ME AND I HEATED IT UP AND ATE IT AND IT BURNED MY FACE OFF AND I LOVED IT?

THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES, MAN.

YEAH I MEMBER. 

GOOD TIMES WERE GOOD. 

ALSO I WILL BE DOING ANOTHER FOOD WAR CAMPAIGN THIS WINTER, SINCE MY LAST ONE WAS INARGUABLE 100% VICTORY.  I OWN THE ENTIRE EAST COAST RIGHT NOW BECAUSE EVERYONE JUST CAPITULATED!

BTW THAT CAMPAIGN HAD TO GET NIPPED IN THE BALLS BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET ANY FOOD TO SEND OUT.

BUT ITS OKAY, BECAUSE THE FIRST CAMPAIGN WAS SO INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL THAT I NOW WIN AT YELLING, JUST AS IF I HAD HAD A BRAWNDO.

[Don Coyote]

HEY FREKKY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU MADE SOME VINDALOO AND FROZE IT AND MAILED IT TO ME AND I HEATED IT UP AND ATE IT AND IT BURNED MY FACE OFF AND I LOVED IT?

THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES, MAN.

YEAH I MEMBER. 

GOOD TIMES WERE GOOD. 

ALSO I WILL BE DOING ANOTHER FOOD WAR CAMPAIGN THIS WINTER, SINCE MY LAST ONE WAS INARGUABLE 100% VICTORY.  I OWN THE ENTIRE EAST COAST RIGHT NOW BECAUSE EVERYONE JUST CAPITULATED!

BTW THAT CAMPAIGN HAD TO GET NIPPED IN THE BALLS BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET ANY FOOD TO SEND OUT.

BUT ITS OKAY, BECAUSE THE FIRST CAMPAIGN WAS SO INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL THAT I NOW WIN AT YELLING, JUST AS IF I HAD HAD A BRAWNDO.

ENERGY FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Freeky]

HEY FREKKY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU MADE SOME VINDALOO AND FROZE IT AND MAILED IT TO ME AND I HEATED IT UP AND ATE IT AND IT BURNED MY FACE OFF AND I LOVED IT?

THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES, MAN.

YEAH I MEMBER. 

GOOD TIMES WERE GOOD. 

ALSO I WILL BE DOING ANOTHER FOOD WAR CAMPAIGN THIS WINTER, SINCE MY LAST ONE WAS INARGUABLE 100% VICTORY.  I OWN THE ENTIRE EAST COAST RIGHT NOW BECAUSE EVERYONE JUST CAPITULATED!

BTW THAT CAMPAIGN HAD TO GET NIPPED IN THE BALLS BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET ANY FOOD TO SEND OUT.

BUT ITS OKAY, BECAUSE THE FIRST CAMPAIGN WAS SO INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL THAT I NOW WIN AT YELLING, JUST AS IF I HAD HAD A BRAWNDO.

ENERGY FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS GOT ELECTROLITES!!!!!!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

HEY FREKKY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU MADE SOME VINDALOO AND FROZE IT AND MAILED IT TO ME AND I HEATED IT UP AND ATE IT AND IT BURNED MY FACE OFF AND I LOVED IT?

THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES, MAN.

Having been in Providence at the time, I can testify to the truth of this...And to the bits he left out.

Like the hour he spent on the can, loudly praying to any and all Gods he could think of, promising to build a temple to the one that would get him out of the condition he was in.