Rev Roger, Sermon #75: Lurking Bastards and Ranting to an Empty Room

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Looks like another attempt to save the Republic from Darth Roger.

Yes, the Republic must be saved! To that end, we demand the immediate resignation of Chancellor Roger and the immediate reinstatement of Senator Susan!

Susan is a criminal and a traitor to the Empire.  As we speak, a Star Destroyer is bearing down on her ship.

What could go wrong?

Did you make sure there were no astromech droids badly in need of memory wipes running around on her ship? Those little bastards can get up to all kinds of mischief without regular wipes, you know.

No, I delegate that sort of thing.  One of Admiral Piet's guys is on it, I think.

Well, Admiral Piet has always been a trustworthy and loyal sort. Just make sure whoever is in charge of the gunners knows to blow up any malfunctioning escape pods. We don't get charged by the laser, ya know, so no reason not to get all the target practice we can, right?

No, those pods are recoverable and reuseable (the ones for enlisted personnel, anyway), and fixed costs are up a bit.  If any malfunction, we'll just pick 'em up where ever they land, as our schedule permits.

[Phox]

Looks like another attempt to save the Republic from Darth Roger.

Yes, the Republic must be saved! To that end, we demand the immediate resignation of Chancellor Roger and the immediate reinstatement of Senator Susan!

Susan is a criminal and a traitor to the Empire.  As we speak, a Star Destroyer is bearing down on her ship.

What could go wrong?

Did you make sure there were no astromech droids badly in need of memory wipes running around on her ship? Those little bastards can get up to all kinds of mischief without regular wipes, you know.

No, I delegate that sort of thing.  One of Admiral Piet's guys is on it, I think.

Well, Admiral Piet has always been a trustworthy and loyal sort. Just make sure whoever is in charge of the gunners knows to blow up any malfunctioning escape pods. We don't get charged by the laser, ya know, so no reason not to get all the target practice we can, right?

No, those pods are recoverable and reuseable (the ones for enlisted personnel, anyway), and fixed costs are up a bit.  If any malfunction, we'll just pick 'em up where ever they land, as our schedule permits.

Hmm. You have a point. I see absolutely no way in which this could go horribly awry.

[Triple Zero]

I do think your proclivity to use gender as a weapon speaks more of your issues than mine.

Oooohhh, when we use "gender" as a weapon, you'll know

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Id take trips word on this. Dickwhipping is belgiums national passtime. How do you think tintins hair got like that?